Simon Townson

@vxylily GAY!!!

he is..?

Just recieved an email from @Vitality_UK. The company that "helps you live longer and healtheir" informing me of their new reward partner. Pizza Express! Go figure.

This is why I will never shop at @asda The reason why we pay 20-25% more in fuel than EU and as a knock on effect more for everything else. #boycottasda youtu.be/QFXtgi6sVFk?si…

@itsmyfeelingss_ @_zabiiii It can be either Sunday OR Tuesday

@_zabiiii Answer: Friday. Tomorrow is not Saturday or Sunday → so today cannot be Friday or Saturday. Yesterday was not Tuesday or Wednesday → so today cannot be Wednesday or Thursday. Today is not Monday or Thursday. Possible days left after removing all those: Friday. ✅

99% people get this wrong What is day today ?🤔

@crazyzombienerd @ScaryEurope Nor is she american

@ScaryEurope Fake news. Katie Hopkins is not an MP.

🚨🇬🇧🔥“H!TTING THE M0NEY PlPELlNE” - Katie Hopkins moves to stop Keir Starmer from secretly funding nationwide protests — a move that could send sh,0,ckwaves through the financial system overnight. One bill. One target. Katie Hopkins wants to classify protest funding as organized crime and Keir Starmer is the name that has left Washington silent. No warning. No flashy press conference. Just a bi|| placed on the floor of Congress and suddenly, all of Washington is buzzing. Katie Hopkins says she’s “going straight for the m0ney.” Keir Starmer’s name unexpectedly surfaces in closed-door discussions. If the bi|| passes, account freezes could happen within hours. And if this m0ney stream is cut, who will be the next name on the list?

@RuksanaAnsar Zero

Can you solve this in 5 seconds?

@kendalljayyzhxu The empathise on the word still could imply 'stillness'. Therefore, 30 (dead) people are "still".

@kendalljayyzhxu 51 50 dead or alive and the killer. OR, 31. The other 20 bolted that didn't get killed.

How many people still in the room ? 🤔

Everyday of the week.. it seems

@ClarksonsFarm1 Disposable income!

@iman_560 B is AI generated. The question should be; Who is real?

@Romi2656 Ironically, there is Idiocy!

No word starts with ' I ends with 'Y Prove me wrong????

@Bustertv4 @1Jasmine0 @pawanyadav5555 How can you say you the 11th person and then say 10?

The answer is 10. Because you are still in the room (you walked in), so: • Original 10 people • You shoot 3 (they die) → 7 people left alive • But you (the 11th person) are still there alive
→ 10 people total (7 alive + 3 dead bodies). The trick plays on people assuming “people” only means living people, or forgetting that you count as one of the people in the room after walking in. So: 10 people are in the room now. (dèàd or alive) 😈

How many people? 0.01% will succeed..!!

@1Jasmine0 11

@TerrorBarbie88 Are you a man?

Am i hot?

@umeh098 1

Brain teaser

@autumnxoxsharp @grok Wtf is going on with your right leg?

@Jindo_1307979 81108

Fine out the highest possible number. 99.9% will fail

@dussyme Calling yourself Nan may sound a bit weird?

@MayMayspeaks Air