Gareth Beavis

@SamuelWRoberts I love you and believe in you. I’ll be waiting for you on the outside.

Experimenting with an overnight stay in London in one of the EasyHotels. There are no windows. I dream of freedom from this prison. If there's a fire, I will die.

@CashQuestions Hi Annie - am getting a bounce back from your email! Any chance you can drop me a Twitter message so we can chat? Thanks!

@DroghedaUnited Hands up if you’re here from The Ramble… some beauties in there. And how can you not love a halfway line volley?

𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 | 𝐆𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 Voting for our 2023 Goal of the Season is now open: forms.gle/2JbrCYhjimJcqx… 🟣🔵 #WeAreDrogs | #OurTownOurClub

Rename it then

@EvriUK_Help cam you explain how 'mid 20s temperate sunshine' is bad weather? This is the second package that's been late recently (the other being a broken-down van) - please can you tell me how I can get a refund on postage?

@SamuelWRoberts But now you have new shoes. Always nice. Even if they don't fit.

Bolted for the door thinking Final Fantasy 16 arrived, and it was a pair of shoes my ex ordered to my address. From elation to disaster in 25 sweaty seconds.

@SamuelWRoberts @davescarborough And rank them in order

I just keep watching MCU content to performatively complain about it and annoy @davescarborough.

@JosieWatson I disagree

Orange customers in the 00s

@JackieCobra @IGN Amazing news Jackie, so pleased for you 😊

@JJMcCann @WorkoutWoman23 I’ve only just caught up on this. Go back there. Burn them. Burn them all until they never existed.

@WorkoutWoman23 @superbeav Lock em up. Crime against food.

@JosieWatson This means you have forgotten how simply amazing and great and all that you are. Just remember that. Then you will ace it.

GoldenEye objectives above Agent be like 'e. Check the modem for war crimes'.

@jonpgray You see, I’m a hard mode connoisseur and that wouldn’t have been allowed…

If you are a connoisseur of a pun, there’s no greater moment than when life and wordplay collide. This *has* to be on purpose. Surely?

how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included "doorbells" on her list of favorite things

@darylbaxter @laurenjbax You know that I endorse this.

@JosieWatson We both know that’s what you did six months ago when I asked you all to submit a picture for your internal profile.

@JosieWatson But you are an artist. Always have been.

@KieranAlger Thanks bud! 🥰

Some good opportunities here to work with one of the good guys.