Kris Henderson

I accidentally drank 27 grams of sugar testing a microbiome drink (basically a coke). I hope you enjoy.

@helloitslynne Temporarily

It was going good until it wasn’t 😬

@kamikazecash Maybe he’ll help since you didn’t call him cheeto.

We’re gonna need some resolution on the Iran situation, Don.

@helloitslynne Cute pic but what are you trying to do? I thought you are a poker player. Or you’re something else?

@berkey11 @rob_yong_ How is this anything but security theater?

While we're on the subject of procedure changes to help bolster the security of live games, is there any logical reason to not shift to a dynamic shuffle (reshuffling the deck prior to every burn and turn)? @rob_yong_ has advocated for this, and gone so far as to implement it in his @onyxclub games. Seems like an easy to execute, small change that bolsters security by a lot.

@kamikazecash Only one way to find out.

Is there demand for male feet ASMR on OF?

Nevermind 😂

Thanks @realDonaldTrump

I think you can do better @elonmusk

@helloitslynne That looked really smooth. You can do more 💪

Nice try @ghajba 🖕

@GmanPoker @BallyLivePoker @CommerceCasino A poker stream I’d actually watch. Make streaming great again.

I’ll be playing some streaming poker on Friday—first time in a year! I’ll be battling w/ my old pal Phil Laak and rising star Masato, amongst several other poor souls you’ve seen me share the felt with over the years. Pretty excited about it, I hope you are too. Catch ya then!

@PicturesFoIder เราพูดภาษาไทยได้ ดังนั้นเราจะบ่นว่าภาษาอังกฤษแกไม่เก่งครับ

This sign in Thailand

@PokerNews @VanessaKade @bencb789 @depaulo_ryan All these people struggling so hard to stay relevant.

😲 @VanessaKade called out @bencb789 for being a sexist, which led to @depaulo_ryan cracking on her, and that caused quite the stir. Read about the feud at the link below: 👇 pokernews.com/news/2024/11/p…

@dankness3 I think it’s time you look in the mirror and give yourself a tough conversation.

Rogan used to represent the every man. He was just a bro who spoke to interesting people and used his personality and humor to get them to open up and have great conversations. At some point he became that annoying stoner that is an expert in everything

@dankness3 Bro, wtf do you think this will accomplish? It’s not even $600 per person in America. A drop in the bucket with no measurable benefit.

Serious question. If it was possible to take 2/3 of this and put it towards health care, education and housing in this country what exactly would be the downside to that? Would everyone suddenly lose their drive and motivation to innovate? He would still have over 100 billion lol

Congratulations to President @elonmusk

@kamikazecash Perhaps we’d be better off with the Moo Deng College.

Or maybe the people know something the nytimes pollsters don’t?

A prediction market for the #presidential #election was just added to @RobinhoodApp. Kamala #Harris is +EV. Pay $0 .37 to win $1 49% of the time according to #NYTimes poll.