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Better to pay Rs. 409 for petrol than to see PTI back in power.

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?

Patwaris : IK should condemn USA & Israel everyday from jail without access to SM Patwaris : our PM won’t condemn US and Israel because we are neutral and don’t want chaos! clown show for the brain rot!

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Show me any other Pakistani cricketer who's popularity is more than Shahid Afridi.

In view of the extraordinary economic challenges arising from the ongoing conflict in the region, I have decided to take extraordinary measures to protect the public and manage resources responsibly. Until the petroleum crisis is resolved, official fuel supply for provincial ministers will be suspended. I have also ordered an immediate 50% reduction in petrol and diesel allowances for government officers vehicles. The protocol vehicles accompanying provincial ministers and senior government officials have also been restricted. Only one vehicle will be allowed for essential security purposes. Government offices will implement a work-from-home policy, with only essential staff attending offices. Schools, colleges, and universities will remain closed from 10 March to 31 March, while examinations will continue as scheduled. Educational institutions may conduct online classes during this period. For the convenience of citizens, e-business services and “Maryam Ki Dastak” services will continue. Official matters will be handled through online meetings and teleconferences. All government outdoor events have been suspended, including the Horse and Cattle Show cultural festival, which has been postponed. To ensure strict oversight of petroleum supplies, District Petroleum Monitoring Committees have been established in every district. The Punjab Information Technology Board (PITB) has been tasked with developing a Track and Trace system for petroleum products, with participation from district administration, police, and other relevant departments. Under the work-from-home policy, only additional support staff movement will be restricted; government work will continue without interruption. The private sector is advised to adopt work-from-home arrangements where possible, avoid unnecessary events, and limit on-site staff to essential personnel. District administrations have been directed to strictly monitor transport fares and take strong legal action against overcharging. The supply and prices of essential food items will also be closely monitored across Punjab. I urge the public to avoid outdoor functions, late-night shopping, and unnecessary hoarding of essential goods during this challenging period. I also pay tribute to Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir for their courageous leadership and decisive actions during this difficult crisis. Brave nations confront difficult times with unity, patience, and wisdom and the people of Pakistan will do the same.

🇵🇰 Pakistan purchased oil about 45 days ago at around $60 per barrel, yet it is now being sold to consumers at about Rs 327/liter. This creates an estimated $400 million inventory profit on oil already paid for, raising the question of who ultimately pockets the amount.

Oil is taking a hit globally but Imran Khan fans demonstrating 2 digit IQ are making it sound like Shahbaz Sharif is responsible for it 😩