IchHeisse Surge Brian.exe

@_Afcbanks Bottlers washaa mwagika chini

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@Osama_otero @Safaricom_Care Ata nilidelete imebidi nianze kuzoea safaricom app

Hey @Safaricom_Care rudisheni tu ile ya kitambo. I thought the app was good but honestly hii ni downgrade

@GithubProjects Safaricom one app

Name the app?

@Okumu_001 Saaii ata ukipiga aje calculations vizuri kitu kubwa utapata utafanya ni hio kujilipia rent We're working hard in the wrong Gov't

@brendankirotee You don’t have to be mean

You are so Ugly.

@elonmusk What did the slaves do again to the colonizers?

If South Africa doesn’t change its super racist Apartheid 2.0 laws, the country must be sanctioned

@Ndambukilex_xls @WashiraX @KRACorporate @TCS Then just install a browser extension like Unlock Copy Paste or SuperCopy it will shorten the process for you

@surgedevke @WashiraX @KRACorporate @TCS Too much work. Less time.

Hello @KRACorporate, - Please allow pasting of password on itax. People have passwords that look like this. Thank you.

@WashiraX @KRACorporate @TCS Go to your browser settings, find the Privacy/Security section, and disable JavaScript. Then go back to the website and paste. After you’re done, go back to settings and turn JavaScript back on

@KRACorporate TATA @TCS, is the Itax developer. - What is your reason for banning paste functionality? Educate us please.

@MaryKwamboks Ebu tuambie ama uliona vidole za mkono

Mzee amevaa suti mimi nimetokea tu vile nataka 😭😭😭 Ndio tunaanza lakini.

@dcijuja For you to get scammed, you must be greedier than the scammer.

So this Guy by name Hussein anataka kunioshaa 100k yangu he promised Ako na kazi Dubai Last December nikamtumia 100k kampuni Yake inaitwa HALAH MANPOWER LTD Phone number ni +254 714 662131 Anataka kunitokaaa 100k yangu nimetafuta kwa kibanda

@Osama_otero Rage bait

MPESA message code inasema chama ni moja. UDA..

Looks like M-Pesa App hired the local version of Nikita Bier. They've been shipping back to back whack app updates.

@abdi_0zman @ndiritu_michael You are so loud for a man, try comprehension before confidence.

@surgedevke @ndiritu_michael Make it a habit to read before replying

I can't even complain about the new M-Pesa app I've been using the test version for some months and it’s been okay, apart from wiping frequents, intermittent logouts, and some miniapps not opening. I didn't expect these issues to make it to prod though.

@Safaricom_Care Sorry but it was a suggestion if we can have that not a question

@surgedevke Hello @surgedevke , sorry that is not available. ^WG

Tunakafunga kwa sasa... Si you guys kumbuka the mchongoano time 😉😎.. Admin wants to laugh kidogo.. using #PasakaNaSafaricom tag someone and chongoa the guy/chilee upate ka airtime bana. Every 15th funny response gets KES 1k airtime.

@HonKangata ios users???

these are unprecedented times

@Osama_otero Barabara ni mzuri lakini wameiba mingi kuliko kazi wanafanya

Hapa nitakuwa nafinyilia Beamer yangu vibaya sana nikienda ocha for Christmas. May Allah Bless William Ruto

Lmao.