GEMINI THINGS:

I post way more on twitter then I do anywhere else, and I’m basically just having a conversation with myself.

My @Nespresso stopped working and now it won’t stop pouring water. What do I do?

jalapeno kettle chips i love u

Going to start celebrating myself more, I’m amazing and I deserve that.

save the stupid shit for a stupid bitch

napping together???? as a date???? ofc i'm in

A woman working 40+ hrs a week, paying for her own hair, nails, rent, car, food, gas, handling everything by herself, is not going to be the soft, feminine woman you expect her to be. And no, she can't bring you peace when she's in survival mode.

I bought groceries from @WholeFoods two days ago and everything had an expiration of 2 weeks! It’s been two days and everything went bad!!!! WHAT THE HECK

Ideal house.

Until a man is loud about you, be quiet about him. 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

i’m at a place where i’m ready to come home to someone everyday & sleep next to eachother every night.

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

Yea

@BurgerKing really fooled me in this economy. I paid $20.32 on a $17.32 tab and never received proper change!!! I was ripped off trying to feed a pregnant mother and her child. DISTASTEFUL

Still upset over it

No way @ChipotleTweets missed my order. I got everything completely wrong and missing an item

Can’t wait to be a wife and mama someday and disappear off the internet❤️

@spiritual660 333

This weekend you are going to receive unexpected money Cancer-$40,000 Leo -$10,000 Pisces -$70,000 Virgo-$30,000 Aries -$500000 Libra - $70,000 Scorpio-$50,000 Sagittarius-$90,000 Gemini -$20,000 Capricorn -$50,000 Taurus-$900,000 Aquarius -$100,000 Type “333” to claim

@ElPolloLoco I’m so upset. Waited in a big line and didn’t get my complete order. Now I can’t go back because I’m late to work 😤😤

Sex don’t move me. Can you cook ? Can you be there for me mentally ? Can u pick up anywhere I start slacking ?

Dream loft apartment.