Susie

The ocean is shrouded in mystery. It covers about 71% of the Earth’s surface, yet we know very little about it when you consider how vast it is - A Thread 1. This fisherman with a deep sea Wolf Eel

2000s red carpet looks that i can't believe are real, a thread:

huawei: jacked up on enough methamphetamines to kill a horse. will throw you in a gulag without a moment's hesitation. secretly loves kpop.

apple: special forces. citizens of fallujah call him "the reaper". has never been in love. google: space force. slightly autistic. was caught jerking off in the barracks and hasn't recovered. twitter: third generation marine. will eventually serve on the board of raytheon and get elected to the senate where he will declare war on mexico. microsoft: barely made the coast guard. trades his mother's homemade cookies for marlboro lights. will be dishonorably discharged for accidentally leaking classified documents.

Less than 10 years until we can ask @WillVarleyMusic if he's back on track with his electricity payments 📝

every time i glance over at my boyfriend’s phone he’s on something like this

If you get a wet toothbrush and pet a cat with it,it supposedly reminds them getting clean by mother

@charliersmith1 Sorry to hear things are hard right now Charlie. I really admire your openness and willingness to talk about mental health, it is really inspiring. I hope you enjoy this sweet video of the cat Pippa having a good scratch 💖🐱

Sorry for being quiet on here. It’s been a very tough week. Still in hospital, feeling very down & suicidal. I’m getting help but, if anyone has any positive vibes or happy/animal pics, I’d be really grateful for them ❤️

this is literally what the 1975 sounds like to me

@CaptainDjent I just searched this on twitter as I do but have never noticed anyone else do it lol

@immegmchugh I just searched this on twitter as I do but have never noticed anyone else do it...and without fail they always forget to give me a fork as they obviously never serve them usually 😂

Seriously tho has anyone actually gone to McDonald’s and ordered a side salad cus I just cannot fathom any reason why u would do that

@InternetH0F It's almost weekend

I refuse to call TWITTER “x” like nope. This will always be the bird app, tweet tweet bitch.

A duck wearing socks. Their feet weren't made for hard or rough surfaces, so socks can protect them from blistering.

@vuecinemas I tried to book a ticket a few days ago and I got this error, but I've still been charged. When I try the email address given and the online chat no-one is responding to me. Can you help please?

@charliersmith1 Charlie, I'd consider myself a fairly good runner but even 4 half marathons in 4 days was tough for me - you're absolutely incredible!! 🌟

Completed my 18th half marathon in 18 days!! 😀

@lufthansa Thank you!

@susecatherine Yes, you are welcome to do so at the airport if there are issues with adding it online, Susie. /Dea

@lufthansa I am trying to add emergency contact details for my flight on Friday but every time I input the details and click Send online it says "Unfortunately the page could not be found" Can you let me know what to do please? Can I just give these at the airport when we arrive?