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@chomakovg Show me the milk

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@IamSalarK @NightSkyToday We had solar and 3 batteries put in, during the little summer we get here it brings mine down quite substantially. I can’t believe it’s costing you that over in Spain with solar.

@suttsuttss @NightSkyToday Its crazy! I live now in Spain and with so much sun, the electricity should be basically free here! Yet it gets more n more expensive!

🚨: Germany’s new fusion reactor might power the entire planet by 2040, and it will soon be connected to the electrical grid.

@IamSalarK @NightSkyToday £400 my last month bill in the UK, you’ve got it cheap

@NightSkyToday We will still be payin around 120 euros per months for electricity

@DavidCu25923404 @californiahoop @AwayDaysFB Ah yes, the famous national team of ‘Africa’, who’s the manager, the whole continent? You don’t even understand what you’re insulting. Confidently stupid is a crazy combo.

@californiahoop @AwayDaysFB He should have a problem with it he’s an African go play for Africa

Really disappointed with how Djed Spence acted during the national anthem last night. It was almost like he was purposely trying to show the cameras that he didn't care for it. Show some respect to the fans and the country you're playing for 👍🏻

@MAGA_ROCK_ @TonyLaneNV Yeah hilarious, until you realise most gun deaths are suicides, accidents involving someone’s own gun or kids getting access to them. Stats don’t really back up your joke.

@TonyLaneNV Countries without guns.. now Thats, funny

HE THOUGHT HE WAS TOUGH… UNTIL HE WASN’T Tried to 🔪 someone in broad daylight… and instantly got a reality check. Some people really think actions don’t come back around… until they do. Play stupid games… you already know the rest. Thoughts? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@ColeFusionHQ Bloke with a double barrelled surname called two dads.

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@BSNFFC @RandomTittifer @WestHam_Central Not saying you’ll go down, just saying 41 is a stretch.

@suttsuttss @RandomTittifer @WestHam_Central 😂😂 maybe we don’t get to 41, but we definitely win at least 2 out of 7 which puts us on 38, then add a few draws, so it’s possible we do end up on 40/41, even if we got to 38/39 West Ham and spurs have to win 3/4 out of 7 to take us & on current form Tottenham defo won’t.

Who will be relegated from the Premier League?

@BSNFFC @RandomTittifer @WestHam_Central Ah yes, I spend my day listening to and reading everything said about Nottingham Forest, I’m an absolute oracle of all things Forest. Have a day off and come up with a better insult than something I last heard in the 90’s.

@suttsuttss @RandomTittifer @WestHam_Central People never listen, harder run ins suit us better you mong😂

@Orx_Army @Breaking911 It’s not gonna incompetent Karen sat in terminal 2 drinking her tea and eating a sarnie is it.

@Breaking911 That has to 100% be incompetent pilots, or air traffic controllers. There are emergency vehicles all over there, and no one told the plane to stop? Wtaf.

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: Video shows Air Canada Flight AC8646 colliding with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport. Both pilots are dead. Dozens of passengers and two on the truck were injured. LGA remains closed as NTSB investigates.

@RandomTittifer @WestHam_Central Forest to 41 with hardest run of them all 😂😂😂😂

@WestHam_Central I worked this out. It's going to be so tight, but I think your goal difference is such a disadvantage.

@NeilDav75440965 @WestHam_Central As opposed to losing…: make sense

@WestHam_Central They draw too many games but their home form should keep them up

Leeds are really good man, they aren't getting dragged back in

@tungxtand @City_Xtra Again in English?!?

@City_Xtra Don't over loud Leeds. Arsenal bit them 4 goals

Pep Guardiola: "Elland Road is Elland Road..."

@Vol1450830 @protodanielle Let’s hope Marxism gets you sooner rather than later.

@protodanielle Yet what he did doesn't even compare to what Pakistani men and our own police force (who I assume are also from the same place) have been doing. His crime is bad. But it is absolutely not one of the most sickening crimes in britian. Its an average Tuesday for our Islamic invaders

🚨 THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONSTER 😡💀 Damien Bendall — ex-cage fighter turned pure evil — already serving WHOLE LIFE for one of the most sickening crimes in Britain… In 2022 he hammered a mum and THREE kids to death at a sleepover in Killamarsh, Derbyshire. Lacey (11), her brother John (13), pregnant mum Terri Harris (35) and little pal Connie Gent (11) — all bludgeoned with a hammer. Then the depraved bastard raped little Lacey while she was dying. Whole life order. Die in prison. Good. But this animal couldn’t behave even behind bars. May 2024 at Frankland Prison — he grabbed a claw hammer and smashed fellow lag Michael Mullaney’s skull in an unprovoked “ferocious” attack. First blow to the back of the head, knocked him out cold, then three or four more. Officers thought he was dead on the spot. Today at Teesside Crown Court: another LIFE sentence with a minimum 15 years for attempted murder. Whole life + another life. Still not enough for what he did to those innocent kids. These child-killing, raping beasts don’t belong on this earth. No mercy. Ever.

@Brianc_56 @freedom_007__ Thick cunt, I can control mine unlike him….. hope you get the point.

@freedom_007__ For a bloke who supposedly can’t control his words, he sure manages to roll out the appropriate insults at all times. Why didn’t he call the Queen the n-word? Are we sure he isn’t just winding us all up?

This was the response when John Davidson said ‘Fuck the Queen’ to her face while receiving his MBE. “One of the officials put his hands on my shoulder and said, ‘Don’t worry, the Queen understands’, and at that point I felt accepted. Her Majesty was very kind”

@Electradyne112 @StanCollymore Ah yes, the classic “saved you in WWII” flex, always funny coming from a country that wouldn’t even exist without European ships, European maps, European languages, European science, and about 95% of its early population being… Europeans.

@StanCollymore "Pig ignorant American Cousins." Fuck off, bigot. And next time you drive past a "British" military base like, say, Lakenheath, thank America since you aren't speaking German.

John's not mad. A seminal documentary on extreme Tourettes that thankfully shaped the conversation in this nation in the 80's To our pig ignorant American cousins and those ignoring a severe disability and its consequences, take 28 minutes to watch it. Then accept your fucking ignorant musings are so wrong it's frightening. youtu.be/wxfJDpd3XcY?si…

@StanCollymore Stan laying down bang on takes.

@MthfcMason @NathanB30426880 @StanCollymore And still better.

@suttsuttss @NathanB30426880 @StanCollymore They have the exact same amount of points, Newcastle have got 4 points from their last 6 games and Sunderland have got 6 in the same time. I'd say they're much of a muchness, right now. Neither are in danger of relegation. Not even a little bit

The relegation scrap. No other teams need apply.

@MthfcMason @NathanB30426880 @StanCollymore Newcastle are better than Sunderland. Let’s not be silly.

@NathanB30426880 @StanCollymore But Newcastle are level on points with Sunderland but they're ok? You're talking crap. Collymore might be a woman beating cunt but he's spot on here

@CFC_fhw @BinksLeeds Epstein’s lovechild is Chelsea fan, who knew it

@BinksLeeds how bout u lot take another walk around instanbul😉

gonna be some upset people when theyve got back from their 5 mile walk for water

@JaySlim1_ @LUFC What?

@LUFC God go take you tomorrow no worry

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