Susan Osammor

I follow back faster than you can say “follow back.” 🙃

My husband still regrets coming back to Nigeria 2019 to visit his family, He was kidnapped that same year, was later released after paying huge amount of ransom which affected his traveling back , When we think, things are getting better again for him to go back, His elder brother was kidnapped,ransom was demanded , Hubby sold all his resources and assets just for his released because his four kids was still very young and the wife, But even after the ransom was paid, he was still killed, no body to retrieve, At the same time, hubby lost everything to them,and was also in so much debit which has been cleared by God's grace Instead of staying without anything, he decided to borrowed little money and get second hand Keke which he is managing now but has been in a bad shape since last week So to the f@@l that was calling me an Igbo beggar just because I committed on a giveaway, may Nigeria happen to u too This was my husband before Nigeria happened to him and now 🙏🙏🙏

😍😍😍Phyna’s BBL >>>>

She didn’t remove you cuz you didn’t want her to ask for money She removed you cuz you’re obviously stupid and brain dead to bring up a conversation about her asking for money when she’s trying to be fucking endearing. Is there sewage water in your head??

@ashtahg Yes 🥹

@suuezie Are you trolling?

Abegg nau 😫😫 You people have started again. When was spaghetti ever 500?

@ashtahg @beeu_lah @Moreofnaomi I’m not doubting you. They probably fixed whatever loophole made it possible. How long ago was this?

@suuezie @beeu_lah @Moreofnaomi Believe it or not, I still do. Have no idea, its just...there

The difference in the quality of products on Temu US vs Temu NG is so wild.

@yemi__1 @Moreofnaomi I’ll have to agree with this.

@Moreofnaomi Difference is most likely most people’s ability to read and understand descriptions In detail.

@Moreofnaomi This is interesting because even people in the US complain about substandard products from Temu all the time. So is it really a regional issue?

@ashtahg @beeu_lah @Moreofnaomi How do you still have your local address listed?

@beeu_lah @Moreofnaomi Still has my local address listed but you have to pay with your cards now

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@desertfarewell @BigBadReni Where others see grace, goodwill, acts of kindness, the average Nigerian sees “opportunity to exploit”

I think you guys also mistake documenting your life for content creation. Social media is a digital diary—like keeping a record of your own experiences. I know that’s not what you said, but people confuse this a lot. Document your life because no one else will do it for you.

Skipping meals doesn’t mean you’re in a calorie deficit.

I’ve been stuck on 450k for days now, please now? 😔make I even see 1M impressions make I no Dey demoralized like this

Feed him? Absolutely. But no man who has offended me is having sex with me in the name of conjugal duties, until we sort things out.

Came across this on TikTok, it’s hilarious 😆

@cephas_ine @arrakunrin They will refund you in less than 10 minutes even

@arrakunrin I promise they will refund you in less than an hour. I’ve done it countless times fr.

I logged in to Temu this morning and they said I could get a bunch of pricy items for ₦1 if I bought other items worth ₦30,000 Is that a real thing or it’s a trick to get me to buy stuff? I need real answers please 🙂‍↕️

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a woman wanting what her parents never had. Everyone aims to live a better life. Should a girl, because she came from a poor background, now aim to settle with a poor man? The importance of the economic part of marriage can never be overstated. I always say that two poor people should not be getting married. A woman who is pretty, educated, has a job or business, and a decent character can aim to marry a man who is rich, and she is not aiming for too much. I know a few women whose lives were transformed because of the men they married. They are living their best lives, have beautiful children, and most importantly, are happily married. Meanwhile, those who settled for less are struggling with their husbands. There is no fun in poverty. I cannot fault anyone who does anything legal to break free from it. We should stop victimizing women who look to marry wealthy men. If the men themselves deem her worthy to marry, that is great. Women who love to build with a man should build. The ones who love managing should continue doing so. Those who are attracted to broke men, good for them. The ones who can only marry wealthy men, perfect. Everyone should do what works for them.

@GodwinOkpa1 @SheTradesIct Not exactly

How many of you have blown your accounts today

Take me back to arbitrage days