Suzanne Earley

Since the beginning of the pandemic, people have clung to the notion that close contact is defined by < 6 feet of distance and 15 minutes of exposure time as though it is a hard and fast rule. But with virus transmission, boundaries of space and time are not set in stone.

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

@bethrevis Plus it was Han’s. I might need one too.

Rating the people in #TheMandalorian on their Baby Grogu-holding technique, out of 👶👶👶👶👶: a thread.

@JonKoob When I return mine (always), I try to straighten out the rows of carts that are there. And when I park, I don’t choose proximity to the door: I park as close to the cart return as I can.

the shopping cart theory checks out

Well, rewatching Lord of the Rings this year was... different. Consider BILBO: just wants to finish his damn book; “butter spread over too much bread”; ages dramatically

@ian_h_cooper @OhMyMithrandir Every time I butter toast that goes through my head. I try not to say it loud to my husband more than once a year.

@OhMyMithrandir "I feel thin, sort of stretched. Like butter scraped over too much bread." youtube.com/watch?v=fksu6F…

What Lord of the Rings quote do you randomly say out loud

Here are dogs dressed like pandas to cheer you and/or calm you down. twitter.com/johntruman_/st…

@WaysideWriter We went a couple of years ago. Did a whole NM thing including White Sands and Spaceport. Not an “exciting” trip but my space-loving guys loved it. (I did too).

@eilatan I’d sneak you bacon if I could. Instead, here’s Sally.

@eilatan And here’s Hobbes. ❤️

@eilatan Well here’s Sally for a start.

@Gwenda She is SUCH a sweetheart. I had forgotten about your Sally, I guess we picked a great name!

@suzanneearley What a love!

Sally would like you to know she was not consulted on the name of the hurricane and hopes everyone in its path stays safe

@darth My baby Sally has had an upset digestive system, but she’s on the mend. She’s only 9 weeks old and just joined our family last week.

IN LIEU OF "GETTING BY I GUESS" MY ANSWER TO "HOW ARE YOU" THIS WEEK WILL BE "I TRULY BELIEVE THAT IF I WERE TO SCREAM AS LONG AS I WANT TO I WOULD BRIEFLY TRANSFORM INTO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN"

@hellonerf I don't think any of us knew that not only would people hide the zombie bite, they would sue for the right to bite others legally because it's their freedom of choice to do so before they turn.

It forgot its mask.