Sue Couch

Aussie dominatrix in charge today. #saturdaykitchen

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The Fulham Supporters’ Trust is disappointed by the Club’s decision to impose an inflation-busting 3.5% hike on season ticket prices for the 2026/2027 campaign. We asked for a price freeze, but Club engaged with their hand-picked FAB instead. fulhamsupporterstrust.com/news/2026/05/t…

@SWallis23827 @FulhamFC @FulhamSuppTrust In line with what we believe to be the view of the fanbase and @theFSA's #StopExploitingLoyalty, we asked the club to freeze the prices. They didn't engage & chose to talk with own hand-picked FAB to 'consult' on their plans. Wonder how that's FST's fault. fulhamsupporterstrust.com/news/2026/03/t…

@AndreaH27691208 @HumanityChad Moron

@HumanityChad vaccines kill and they need to end. Parents mean well but read the inserts you can save your child

Baby girl distracted from injection by father's affection.

I don’t doubt the humane motives of #AssistedDying campaigners. Or that public opinion is sympathetic. So why did the Bill fail? Short 🧵

It’s very sad to see some of my colleagues complaining that the failure of the assisted suicide Bill casts the @UKHouseofLords in a bad light. It’s pure distraction from the failure of a bad Bill that is rejected by every single medical Royal College.

@Valdosterini @MattWallace888 This is a parody account, surely.

@MattWallace888 Today in my small town. Planes going every direction including two going straight up like rockets!

Share this footage quickly before they take it down!

@drunard @WhiteNoise1879 Did he say that? Oops.

@WhiteNoise1879 "I was always a United fan, now I'm a Chel*** fan" did it for me. He can fk right off as far as I'm concerned.

Would you like to see Liam Rosenior appointed by Fulham if Marco Silva leaves the club? #ffc

@WhiteNoise1879 No. He means well but the owners would walk all over him. Imo best he hones his craft and toughens up elsewhere - maybe in the Championship with a chance to win promotion.

@FulhamSense @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc Thanks. You too.

@suzifulham @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc Sure Sue, fair enough for admitting to that. Have a lovely day!

If you are like me and think the Craven Cottage atmosphere is poor, then I have some potential good news The club have agreed to trial a singing section in block P4 of the Putney end against Newcastle If you would like to get involved, more details are coming shortly! #FFC

@alexfurusawa @MrSammyJames Far from drowning them out, there seems to be loads of support for the idea. My fear was it would be controlled and artificial but I look forward to being proved wrong.

@suzifulham @MrSammyJames Rich coming from you - supposedly on the FST and rather than trying to support something a fan is trying to attempt, you drown them out. Nothing wrong in trying to do something when the fans don’t have much other options right now

The comments & reaction to this are pathetic. Joe (and others) have attempted to do *something* about the lacklustre Craven Cottage atmosphere and the vast majority are just complaining. I think it's a great start and if we collectively back the idea it could lead to a good thing

@BillyLove95738 @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc Seems I misread the tone. Sorry, Joe

@suzifulham @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc How on earth was he nasty? This Claire person is being extremely rude and condescending

@MrSammyJames @junglejimk Fair. If truly fan-led, and arising from passionate support then great. Suggestions I'd previously heard hinted at somehow teaching songs to new fans and one-off visitors, which sounds contrived.

@suzifulham @junglejimk If I go (have a 2 month old so difficult atm) then I will yes. Safe standing is an obvious answer, but for me the best way would be the club to organically encourage fan groups to emerge. Allow like minded young fans to be together and create noise. Arsenal have done this well.

@FulhamSense @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc I've admitted I was too quick to judge. Don't think anyone needs to tell anyone to fuck off tbh. It's just a difference of opinion.

@FFCJoe @suzifulham @ClaireGffc For what it’s worth Joe, as a sane and reasonable person reading that thread Claire was quite clearly demeaning your idea and being condescending indeed. Not sure why Suzi leaped to defend but you actually did well to not tell her to fuck off. Nice work!

@MrSammyJames @junglejimk Will you take part, Sammy? Genuine question. And what else do you think could and should be done?

@junglejimk There are loads of things the club could and should do. In my opinion there are quicker and better fixes than getting fans to move, but ultimately we should be supportive of any idea to improve things. Otherwise, the club will just not bother to engage if we as fans don't bother.

@MrSammyJames People do complain, its true. I don't, because I believe football crowds respond organically, and every ground has its unique character anyway.

The concept of having fans who chant near the away fans works at pretty much every other ground. I see people complaining about our atmosphere all the time, yet the first person who actually does something about it gets called 'cringe'. It beggars belief

@FFCJoe @fulham_mike1 @FULHAMTHOMAS5 Depends on how readily your spine tingles, perhaps. Respectfully, I don't agree with the need to create a singing section, because I suspect it'll be obviously fake, but there we are. Let's see.

@suzifulham @fulham_mike1 @FULHAMTHOMAS5 I respectfully disagree on spine-tingling. There have been better games (eg Brentford) but for the most part I think it has been flat

Would rather sit with the OAPs who just sit in silence compared to the section full of TikTok gimps wearing Burberry scarves in 25 degree heat

@MrSammyJames @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc Joe told Claire she could keep her patronising comments and stay in her own seat. I can see he was on the defensive rather than being nasty. I was a bit quick to judge.

@suzifulham @FFCJoe @ClaireGffc In what way was Joe being nasty? Surely the nastiness was starting out by calling the whole idea cringe and embarrassing?

@FFCJoe @fulham_mike1 @FULHAMTHOMAS5 We've had some spine-tingling atmosphere this season. It depends largely on what's happening on the pitch. We've, celebrated, got behind the team when they've needed encouragement and sung non-stop at times. I can understand your motives but dislike artificiality.

@fulham_mike1 @FULHAMTHOMAS5 more rinsed for trying to make an atmosphere than for not making noise? Genuine question