wella justed

@gofastmotorcycl ummm… the economy?

Fuckkkkkkkkkk

Taking my Ford Explorer for a drive at 1am on a Friday because I’m a huge piece of shit

Tearfully handing my keys over to the massive killer rape wasp that just flew into my apartment

Plug your nose!

Shaking nothing for no one

@Lv100WormMage I’m off WELL before 2am

@swaggirli0 Big talk from ms. I work 2nite bruh

The stay awake and close the bar out after being awake for 26 hours challenge (Possible Difficulty?)

David allan coe and glock40spaz need to work

BPD gang we gon walk you down and split on you

@imskeef I was down for over a month

@swaggirli0 this happened at the ardy house and it mutated every person it jumped and then it hit me like a truck

Restaurant coworkers falling ill one by one

@aisingioron I don’t know.

@swaggirli0 So a milk punch

My specialty

@aisingioron clarified ny sour

@swaggirli0 Is that a milk punch

Bad night for saying thank you i guess…

Young man in my restaurant wearing this right now

@imskeef milk wash for a cocktail

@swaggirli0 what is tht

@poopswag34 literally put that down what are we doing

I have to make a change in my life

@HungryBandaid Actually i want them all to be really happy

Every girls secret dream is bumping into all of her exes at the same time and them getting upset at each other over her

Have you considered the fact that your hair is losing you?