Kate Schwerz

Permanent running thread: Markisms For when he misspeaks a common phrase, or mishears song lyrics, or mishears something that someone said Get ready for a good time! (and remember that Mark is my 32 y/o husband, not a child 🤣)

Was I slightly influenced to buy the unnecessarily sexy Puss in Boots costume because I've been binging @grimmreadingpod and they both loved Puss in Boots? Yes. Did I enjoy being a sexy cat girl for the first time in my life? Also yes.

Picked up a copy of Grimm fairy tales to read in the store. I've been listening to so much @grimmreadingpod that I'm hearing Matt's voice in my head & picturing Adam's reaction to some of the more mad details. Can't wait to hear them read The Poor Miller's Apprentice & the Cat!

Hey @Google please know that if u just killed off the 2nd Gen #Chromecast on purpose, I'm not buying a new one. I'll find another solution or just buy a new smart TV. Also, please fix the Chromecasts. Tech shouldn't expire after a few years just so I can boost ur sales 🙃

@BChoulda @TinekeYounger01 Everyone knows that The Americas include all nations of North America and South America But everyone also knows that when people say "Hey non-Americans," they mean people outside the US of A.

@TinekeYounger01 TikTok is only banned in the United States, the rest of America is still able to use it.

Non-Americans, can you still see American accounts on TikTok or are they gone?

@tothemax2050 The Spellshop by Sarah Beth Durst, but I haven't started it yet because I'm still listening to The Murders in Great Diddling by Katarina Bivald.

What was the last audiobook you borrowed?

@SmokeyBromides So no power locks or power windows for you, eh? I know what you mean, but also, I've studied mythology enough to know you have to be VERY specific on what you wish for 😉

@yeeeerika I don’t want a single electronic sensor or control in my vehicle and certainly nothing that connects or transmits to anything

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

@OrionThirsts Ugh my FIL is always making comments like this about my MIL right in front of her. I'm like, that's your wife, she cooks for you and is managing your meds for you, and you're gonna pretend you hate it? Not okay. It drives me crazy.

@yeeeerika The "I hate my wife" jokes are a relic of your parents foul generation. Treat your partner well and don't disparage them to your friends and family. You must be better.

@hashtagdooshbag Today I got this text thread: I forgot about Tubl Tubing DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT! TUBI! No way would anyone have texted that with T9 for 10¢ a pop. Typos got figured out & we moved on with our lives.

@yeeeerika I hate texting. I want to just call someone on the phone without having to send a text in advance asking if it's OK to call them. The phone ringing is meant to communicate that. Also, texting was better when you had to pay by the text. People kept it short and sweet.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Get Saddam had this super catchy song that lives rent free in my head. You dropped b*mbs on cartoony Saddam Husseins, and more & more Saddams came out as time went on. That was it. Not a good or memorable game, but the song has made it live in my brain forever.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@Mansplainer_One @johncarp35 @thechosenberg My parents didn't, and almost none of my friends' parents did. Anecdotal and not statistically significant, sure, but that's 4 sets of Boomer parents for ya, which is definitely not 0.

@johncarp35 @thechosenberg You know many boomers who didn't pay for their children's education? I don't.

Brother you are his retirement account

@johncarp35 @thechosenberg He's 54, that makes him Gen X. Boomers are all over 60 by now :)

@ATT you need to do better. Update your website. They told us the same thing TWO MONTHS AGO. U gonna tell me it takes u 2 months to change some text on ur website? For real??? Shame on you.

@ATT's website shows $55/mo for 300Mbps internet. My bill is $70. They're saying the price has been raised, there is no more $55/mo plan, but the site hasn't been updated. New customers will be charged $70/mo according to them. Isn't that fraud? Advertise 1 price, charge another?

@gmail my MIL emailed me her flight itinerary so I can know where she's at & when. Yall assumed it's MY flight, automatically added all flights to my calendar, and started sending me notifications abt weather at her destinations. How can I stop this? I'm in Michigan, not San Jose

@paramountplus why do I pay for u when it doesn't work on my browser I've tried Firefox & Chrome. Firefox won't play at ALL. On Chrome I have to refresh the page every 15 min bc the content is suddenly "not available." Error codes 3005 and 3304, but I'm not using ad blockers.

I'm moving to Blu3$ky, same username, default domain. Find me there :) I have some threads here I wanna save and then I'll probably deactivate this account bc heck it here!

Jim Messina looks horrifyingly like a frog. A frog who convinces girls that he'll turn into a prince if they kiss him, but really he just turns into a pedophile.

Y'know the infamous Starbucks cup in GOT? or ever notice someone's shirt be buttoned, then unbottoned, then buttoned again, but u never saw them change it? It's a script supervisor's job to make sure that doesn't happen. Or clocks in the bg bouncing around in time. etc

It's funny how many people involved in indie film don't know what a script supervisor is. Ppl at a local filmmakers mixer will be like "Oh do u write scripts? Consult on them? Edit them?" nah bro I'd say I'm a writer or a script editor if that's what it was 🤣

It still hurts so much that my cousin is gone. Every time a memory with her pops up on FB it's so bittersweet bc we had good times, but we should get to have SO many more. Fuck leukemia so hard.