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@stormzy Heavy Is The Head album. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. You Sir have created a masterpiece!

When you’ve just opened your 3rd box of Lynx Africa

Before people start overreacting to the budget news about pay-per-mile charging on EVs, please consider this: 1. They are saying it’s coming in from 2028 2. They have ZERO ways of implementing this currently or within the next two years. Not even a clue of how to do it. 3. Note point 1 - just before the next election. Given point 2 they’ll more than likely flip-flop on this idea just before the election to curry favour with the electorate. So before you overreact and share a Daily Mail link, playing into their hands, consider the above from someone who has been working in the industry for 25yrs. Oh and before people say stuff about me ‘having skin in the game’ and trying to save my own business - I think PPM is a good thing. There’s just no way of doing it. And finally, to the anti-EV dumbasses who will no doubt crow about this being a ‘victory’ - if they do magically find a way to implement it - do you honestly think they won’t apply it to ICE as well?! 😂

@KobayashiMaru86 Must be for the 86? This happened nearly every service with mine. Even on a service plan, how can you not have it in advance, the annual date is hardly a surprise. 😅

Dealer: Can't use your parts or you'll lose the warranty. Ok, make sure you've got stock Dealer: Filter is on back order, we may have to rearrange the service and MOT I have a genuine one. Is that OK now? Dealer: Yeah that's fine Fine when it suits them...

Men, This is the difference between Nice guy and Good man ‼️‼️

Father and son combo epic 😎💖perfect strike, double the fun! 🎳💯

‘Thank you master’ took me out 😭🤣🤣

The year is 2025. Call of Duty is still around but has turned into a cartoon game masquerading as a military shooter. But across the horizon you see it…a game that promises to deliver on a feeling you haven’t felt since 2013. Battlefield 6. Grit. Chaos. Destruction. It’s all there…and there is a beta. Early access even…which they say starts at 4:00AM your time. Do you pull an all nighter for old times sake? No…you’re 35 years old & your body just couldn’t handle it anymore. The golden years of surviving on Red Bulls and a prayer are gone. However you’ve unlocked another super power in your old age… The power to naturally wake up at the ass crack of dawn for no reason. Waking up early will be a piece of cake…you already go to bed at 8:30 as it is. *beep beep beep beep* It’s 3:45 AM and the alarm is ringing…you smile to yourself in the pitch black of your bedroom. It’s time. You quietly sneak out of bed so your wife doesn’t wake up. She already thinks you’re crazy for doing this but you don’t care. It’s so early the dogs don’t even wake up with you to go potty. With a freshly brewed pot of coffee at the ready you boot up the PC…log into the beta…but what’s this? You’re number 213,765 in the login queue. You’re mildly frustrated…but you’ve already committed too much to get here. You kick your feet up on your desk and watch the numbers count down…take that first sip of morning coffee and quietly whisper to yourself… “We’re so fucking back”

@ScheelToon @maybezax @grok youtu.be/eY8pQMt8eB4?si…

@maybezax @grok where can I find the whole episode of this interview on the internet?

He’s not wasting a min with ford asking for this car to be his in monaco 😭

@njbirse @takenocrap69 Looks like 58kw

@takenocrap69 Which battery size - it's hard to tell with the range that's left at that state of charge and those mi/kWh numbers.

Jeeez the Cupra Born may have its software / MMI foibles but it was last charged on the 2nd June, 80%, The wife uses it 5 days a week and it’s literally sipping the juice lol.

@royvanrijn @TomP1Bellingham 😂

@TomP1Bellingham Hard to demolish buildings, how about this...

Monaco redesign to produce better racing Thoughts?

Shia LaBeouf describes a classic Dad moment

One. Last. Dance.

Man to man.

Volvo posted a 3 min and 46 second ad on Instagram, shot by Hoyte Van Hoytema, the cinematographer of Interstellar and Oppenheimer. It goes against every single rule you can think about as a social lead. Length. Format. Over-produced. Every comment under the ad said it immediately put Volvo in their consideration set. It's fucking fantastic.

I’m voting for this police officer on my Oscar ballot this year. Epic!!! x.com/AmericanFWoman…

Don't say anything, just repost.

lol you realistically can’t live a comfortable life and have children without a household income of £90k+ And when you earn over £100k the government cuts of all childcare support and ramps up the amount of tax you pay. The fertility rate drop is accepted by govt

This is legitimately AMAZING 🔥

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop