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The most based ending to a video game I've ever seen has to be The Lost World: Jurassic Park on PS1 in 1997. They put in freaking Jeff Goldblum. And he roasted you. Here's the message in full: "Hello, hello. If you can hear me, congratulations. You made it through. You spent all that time and now you're done. My gosh, you looked a 20-foot carnivore right in the eye, and you've lived to tell about it. Now you know what you should do. Turn the thing off, for heaven's sake, and go outside. Breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex. You have a whole life out there. Get the stink blown off you. Just go. Really turn it off. I mean, really." The "get the stink blown off you" line was improvised. Goldblum just made it up on the beach. What makes this insane is when it happened. May 1997. The Lost World movie had just opened to $72 million, the biggest opening weekend in history at that point. Goldblum was peak Goldblum, fresh off Independence Day the year before. The most in-demand movie star on the planet flew to Hawaii to film a 60-second clip for a PS1 tie-in game, hidden behind a 100% completion gate that almost no kid would ever unlock. He showed up, told you to log off, and left.

BREAKING: GameStop, $GME, is offering to buy eBay at $125/share per WSJ. This would be a ~20% premium to eBay’s closing price on Friday, meaning an implied market cap of $55 billion. That’s nearly 5 times the market cap of GameStop.

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JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇨🇳 Iran's 'Touska' cargo ship seized by the US military was carrying chemicals from China used to manufacture ballistic missiles.

People in cash seeing the Iran Parliament say that The Strait of Hormuz is now closed

Trump: We have consultants… Sir, if you do this, fuel is going to go to $300 a barrel. The depression is going to happen. That can't happen because we just hit a brand-new all-time high.

$33,000 in Sandisk 1 year ago is $1,023,000 today.

@AndrewHiesinger @QuantData TikTok trading guru channels with only a few thousand themselves 😆

Big news 🚨 The SEC approved removing the $25K PDT rule and replacing it with real-time intraday margin. Now waiting on FINRA’s notice, brokers can begin implementation ~45 days after, with a phased rollout after that.

@dipseavet @CinemaTweets1 That’s captain Phillips lol

@CinemaTweets1 I didn't like the ending. I waited all movie for his rescue and they just showed him on a raft with a ship in the background. I wanted to see his reaction to people and being saved.

Cast Away’s ending has always stayed with me. The mixed emotions Hanks feels upon returning home- he survived, but missed so much. His forehead is still sunburnt but his face is lighter from the beard. It’s a bittersweet moment that only an actor of Tom Hanks’ caliber could nail.

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“There is a time to go long, a time to go short, and a time to go fishing" - Livermore IMHO one of the most dangerous times are when you start living under the 200 & 21 & still haven’t had a Follow Through Day That’s a time to go fishing (just leave the hooks at home😉 IYKYK) With that said it’s CRUCIAL to keep an open mind to ANY outcome, positive, negative or just chop It’s easy to get overly bearish or stuck in a mindset that we need to bounce to short No one knows how the news (& reaction to the news) will play itself out…no one (well except for all the 20/20 hindsight Tuesday morning quarterbacks😉). This is a time to study & get to know & trust your instruments Here’s a WRO on FTDs under the 200 day…plus more on the 21-day when under the 200🍀 Hope it helps…stay flexible WRO #13 Follow Through Days (part 2) FTDs under the 200-Day, Webby Rambl... youtu.be/S6miVU09oDA?si… via @YouTube

What just happened? At 2:30 PM ET today, CBS News reported that President Trump was considering "boots on the ground" in Iran. Then, at 3:43 PM ET, President Trump said "I don't want to do a ceasefire with Iran," with the S&P 500 hitting a new 2026 low. Exactly 90 minutes later, at 5:13 PM ET, President Trump said the US is "considering winding down" the war with Iran. Between the 3:43 PM ET and 5:13 PM ET comments, the S&P 500 had already risen nearly +1% on NO news. By 6:15 PM ET, the S&P 500 rallied +1.8% from its low, adding +$900 BILLION in market cap. Markets are now closed until Monday.

A powerful scene in the Odyssey happens when Odysseus finally returns to Ithaca after twenty years of war and wandering. You would expect the story to end with celebration, with the hero coming home, the family reunited, and order restored. Homer does something far stranger. Odysseus arrives disguised as a beggar, because Athena warns him that the palace has been taken over by more than a hundred suitors who have been living there for years, eating his food, drinking his wine, and pressuring his wife Penelope to marry one of them. They believe Odysseus is dead and in their minds the kingdom is already theirs. So the king of Ithaca walks through his own halls dressed in rags while the men stealing his house sit comfortably at his tables. They mock him, throw scraps at him, and one of them even strikes him, and Odysseus takes it. That is the remarkable part, because the same man who blinded the Cyclops and survived twenty years of disasters now stands quietly while strangers insult him in his own home. Homer tells us his heart burns inside his chest and that he wants to attack them immediately, yet he restrains himself and waits. Instead of striking, Odysseus studies the room carefully. He counts the men, watches their habits, and quietly observes which servants remain loyal and which have betrayed him. The hero of the Odyssey does something most people cannot do, which is delay revenge until the moment is right. Eventually Penelope announces a contest and brings out Odysseus’ great bow, declaring that she will marry the man who can string it and shoot an arrow through twelve axe heads lined up in a row. One by one the suitors try and fail, because none of them can even bend the bow. Then the beggar asks for a turn. The suitors laugh at first, but the bow is eventually handed to him. Odysseus takes it in his hands and strings it effortlessly. Homer says the sound of the bowstring tightening rings through the hall like the note of a swallow. Then he places an arrow on the string and sends it cleanly through all twelve axe heads. In that moment the beggar disappears. Odysseus turns the bow toward the suitors and reveals who he is. What follows is one of the most brutal scenes in Greek literature. The doors are sealed and the suitors realize too late that they are trapped inside the hall. Odysseus, his son Telemachus, and two loyal servants begin killing them one by one. There is no escape, no mercy, and no negotiation. The men who spent years consuming another man’s house die inside it. It is a violent ending, but Homer wants you to understand something important. The real danger to Odysseus was never just the monsters and storms on the long journey home. It was the possibility that someone else might take his place while he was gone. When Odysseus finally returns, he reminds everyone in Ithaca of a simple truth: a man’s home is not truly his unless he is willing to fight for it.

Mom and dad packing for that all inclusive trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico they paid for 3 months ago

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JACK HUGHES DELIVERS AMERICA'S GOLDEN MOMENT IN OVERTIME.

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@KairosPraxis And they email every freaking day even tho I don’t use them to watch out for fishing emails

I don't understand why $IBKR is insisting on 2-factor authentication. The amount of money I'm losing on every single trade, like buddy, who else do you think it could be?

@Mr_Derivatives Technical analysis would indicate someone knows something

Can someone tell me why, seriously, honestly, without a doubt, someone would choose Yes to this Polymarket wager? I get No is essentially like investing in a CD/Annuity/Money Market/T-Bill. But why would someone bet Yes to this and guarantee themselves a loss? Any ideas fam?

FED BALANCE SHEET REDUCTION: WARSH'S LIQUIDITY DRAIN Kevin Warsh wants aggressive Fed balance sheet reduction, and that means tightening liquidity across the system. When the Fed pulls money out, credit gets expensive fast. The ripple effects are clear: growth companies relying on cheap debt face higher borrowing costs and get sold off. Bitcoin falls as liquidity dries up, crypto is a liquidity trade. Gold and silver drop despite safe-haven narratives as real rates rise. Meanwhile, the dollar rallies. Warsh's agenda isn't just policy talk, it's a liquidity regime shift that reshuffles the entire market.