Candy ❄️

I scream into the void but all you see is the mask I wear, little old me, what I want you to perceive, consider yourself deceived by the humor that hides the raging against the dimming light inside

It’s me. I am fortune’s fool.

@Skinwalker5110 I’m thoroughly convinced the world would be a lot more calm and friendly if everyone just got laid more.

Lots of sexually tense friends on here.

Age yourself by naming a cartoon you grew up watching. I’ll start: SpongeBob SquarePants.

@james_xond 26

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@DougWahl1 Cognitive decline monitoring and CHF monitoring

DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE IT'S A DENTAL APPOINTMENT? Tomorrow Donald Trump is scheduled to go to Walter Reed for his fourth visit in a year. The White House says the visit will involve “routine annual dental and medical assessments”. Your Thoughts?

@princess_kim_k Serial cognitive tests and monitoring of his cardiac condition (likely CHF). Sadly he prob won’t kick the bucket just yet.

Reported Trump is headed AGAIN to Walter Reed for another EXAM! Thoughts? 💭

@manofletterz @FeedBandits It’s the memory that’s so special. I can make any family recipe and instantly feel a mood boost! 🥰 my favorite smell in the kitchen though is when I’m adding sage to great grams thanksgiving stuffing. “And when you think you have enough sage, add more. Then some more.”

Nothing smells better than cooking while using the same ingredients your grandma did

@BellaBaddie__ Yep. I may be ugly but I’m not an idiot.

If someone handed you $8000 but said it was because you're ugly, would you take it???

@sweetAFmaybe Nicely done.

8yo: teach me something Me: how do you make a Ceasar salad? 8yo: how? Me: stab it 23 times 8yo: huh? Me: *launches into history of Julius Ceasar* 🙂

@MeidasTouch 🤣

Trump uses today’s shooting incident outside the White House to once again demand his ballroom

@SpencerHakimian Not enough.

MAGA is dead.

If you ever feel ignored or forgotten just remember that someone’s therapist knows all about you.

Remember when bills didn’t have our names on them? That was awesome.

Saw an old person today. Found out went to high school together and now I’m having a drink.

Arguing with me is pointless. I know I’m right I’ll just keep going to annoy you.

@FoodPleaser Yay!

Cilantro on tacos, yay or nay? 🌮🌮

@JP9504030115538 @AntiTrumpCanada Not soon enough

@AntiTrumpCanada One day.....

I understand shots were fired near the White House. Is he dead?

@AntiTrumpCanada Sadly no

@ErikaMJimenez Becerra

California Governor, who we voting for?