Candy ❄️

I scream into the void but all you see is the mask I wear, little old me, what I want you to perceive, consider yourself deceived by the humor that hides the raging against the dimming light inside

These two about a second before they got crazy 😂

2 loaves of sourdough fresh out of the oven 🥰

@LucasSa56947288 @kardashihens He gives off serious wife beater trash vibes

WATCH: Here’s Kid Rock with some weird message to all of us! 🤣

@LaNativePatriot I do believe he won in court too 😂

Based Afroman gets sued by the cops he made fun of for raising his house Here was his response before going to court 🤣🇺🇸

@iamn0ty0urstar Good news!

MRI is showing no strokes for my mom! Thank god!

The three hardest things to say: 1. I was wrong 2. I’m sorry 3. Worcestershire sauce

I met a man named Rick O’Shea. He was a bulletproof Irishman.

Some people are like glow sticks. You just wanna shake them and snap them til the light comes on.

Sometimes you can look at someone and realize the wheel may be turning but the hamster died.

Them: go big or go home Me: you underestimate my willingness to go home

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, I turned around, checked my notes, came back, had to pee, forgot again.

No sweetie, we aren’t in hell. This is just the lobby.

To quote Hamlet Act III scene III line 92, “No.”

I’m just trying to be the reason someone increases their meds today.

A helpful guide for those who need it:

A long week of outside work, today I get a quiet house to do whatever I want 🥰

@LucasSa56947288 @is_branham2 Looked pretty truthful and accurate and as a healthcare provider the words they used to describe them as a distraction and hindering care is spot on.

I see MAGA folks are upset at HBO and threatening to boycott it because, the show "The Pitt" portrayed a very realistic scene Thursday night of ICE Nazis Agents kidnapping a patient in the ER and arresting a doctor saying the show is demonized ICE agents

@crazycats911 @SenJohnKennedy Profits. Anyone siding with him does it for some kind of profit.

@sweetAFmaybe @SenJohnKennedy did everyone in D.C. drink the kool-aid?

I support the SAVE America Act unconditionally. If you’re voting in an American election, it’s common sense that you should have to show you are who you say you are.

@SenFettermanPA @JohnFetterman @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @Sec_Noem Then you go and confirm Mullin, another unqualified disaster. Brainless troll!

.@POTUS @realDonaldTrump: I make a direct appeal to immediately fire @Sec_Noem. Americans have died. She is betraying DHS’s core mission and trashing your border security legacy. DO NOT make the mistake President Biden made for not firing a grossly incompetent DHS Secretary.