Alyssa Dunphy

OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG.OMG

I just discovered the SparkNotes account and it is GOLD

Rewatching Titanic on the 20th anniversary. Did anyone else think Mr. Andrews had a thing for Rose??

@dominos hey if I wanted to wait 3.5 hours for pizza, I would have made it myself! Thanks for the extremely late dinner 😡😡😡

Best Drama. Best Comedy. Best Limited Series. Best TV Movie. Notice anything? #Emmys

@AlannaBennett The O.C. seasons 1 and 2 -- Death Cab, The Killers, Rooney, Keane, Jem <3

"That leaves 2.4 million women of child-bearing age living in counties without hospitals that deliver babies." 😡 twitter.com/washingtonpost…

Trump supporters saying Obama was golfing during Katrina when he wouldn't be President for another 3 years is why we are here right now.

@erica_grodin Thanks lady!!!

Saw the doctor this morning who said the twins could come at any time! Cue mama freak out

The great thing about social media is it's real-time. It's spontaneous. That said, I need those tweets for next February ASAP.

man takes credit for woman's work: a narrative

The real stars of @TheCrownNetflix.

Trump retweeted this meme which implies that he's a cold lifeless body that blocks the light, plunging the world into darkness

Anyone have the Night King's contact info so we can recruit him to throw javelin? #GameOfThrones

What an epic shot of the #SolarEclipse2017 Photo created by photographer @JasmanMander #eclispe2017 #epic #EclipseFire

Don't need glasses for this eclipse. Not pictured: my swollen feet. #bellybump instagram.com/p/BYEjaeiALLw/

When you realize there's only 1 episode left of season 7 then we'll have to wait 2 years for season 8 😭 #GameOfThrones