sweeterting

de repente me acordé del nombre completo de un compañero de primaria

let me know when it’s womanhattan

@faget9261530128 grunkle stan did it b

Uncle grandpa made me do it

are you guys enjoying the prisons we built for ourselves

@iimoooona i beg your damn pardon?! 😫

JID.. we saw that. explain.

using electric toothbrush with full charge and a new head

@Variety a bit ironic cuz the celebs in the industry are actually the godless whores lmao, seeking constant validation from the mass population

Jack Antonoff slammed people who use AI to make art and music as "godless whores": "So to everyone who is gassed up about the new ways you can fake making art, by all means drive right off that cliff. We're genuinely happy to see you go. Generations coming will be engaging in the ancient ritual of writing, recording and performing as it comes to us from God." variety.com/2026/music/new…

@ogrukiat he v was definitely glad he wore sunglasses that day 💀

Michael was shady af telling her that people are laughing when she’s singing😭

@RdgRuggz @Kurrco who else wrote lyrics about hiding the bible though?

@Kurrco Y’all just be saying something is about someone as if y’all wrote it or he told y’all it’s specifically about Dot or whoever. Unless it’s direct it’s not respected. Y’all praising these no name weak subs.

Drake addresses Kendrick Lamar on "1 AM in Albany": "To be the number one, you gotta lead the way, and to hold something over my head forever, you’re still a couple feet away" "Plot twist, the owl never sees the cage, the owl only wakes up to seize the day" "Talkin' bout hiding the Bible, maybe y'all should read a page, iced out crosses on they necks thinking Jesus saves, well even if he does, n****, either way, the blasphemy you talk let me know that your amazing grace gon' be delayed" "You n****s should be ashamed, the fact you had to bring those talks to get some decent plays, goodness graic'" "God wanna wipe that lil smug look right off ya f*cking face, all you really did was cap like uppercase, dodged the truth, but still managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base, n****s saw you out at first, you need 'em, so you out at home now, just like a double play”

Keeping it 100 I’m a piece of shit

@faget9261530128 this would make a good interpretive dance plot

My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death

@MerriamWebster not for the word “record” though… ☠️

Something interesting you might not have realized: A number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable... But VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable. -SUSpect/susPECT -CONflict/conFLICT -PROtest/proTEST -CONvert/conVERT

that's fun

Me singing the bridge to man down

People will be so nasty to you on Twitter and then you go through their profile and it’s like oh your life fucking sucks

the colour green can actually save you