sarabi
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sarabi
@sweetsugarbuddy
bottomless pit supervisor (its my first day)

Whew boy. He was just smiling and having a GOOD OL TIME!

本質的情報だけど、米国でおいしいBBQが食べれるのはこの7州しかない(しかもどれも全然スタイルが違う)。逆に言えばほとんどの米国人もBBQがなにか知らない。

Men! Please pay attention. I attended a wedding recently. The Save the Date, official invitation, and reminder texts all stated guests are to wear ALL BLACK COCKTAIL ATTIRE. One woman was in green. She asked me in the ladies’ room if there was a dress code, I told her yes. She was a plus one and her date only told her to wear a nice dress. She was the only one in attendance who wasn’t in black. She was beautifully dressed, but still, HE should have told her. Details are important, fellas.

i hate when ppl from up north move to the south & try to bring that aggressive / unpolite energy with them, like we do not do tht here shawty😫


when Fleabag said "i'm not obsessed with sex. i just can't stop thinking about it. the performance of it. the awkwardness of it. the drama of it. the moment you realize someone wants your body. not so much the feeling of it"

NorthernLion causally dropping the “Brother, give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear”

Wachspress has now published an essay about her allegation. She says that she was a junior when she was Biss’ student, in roughly 2004 when he’d have been about 26. He waited until the course was over and asked her out. They “made out” a few times, she says, and then he broke it off, saying he shouldn’t date a student.

Thinking about this fucked up boardgame bar me & my wife went to once with our D&D group where they sold “potions” (sparkle vodka cocktails) and would offer you the chance to let them “go nuclear” (the waiter shone his phone light on them). Like oh okay. My potion I guess











