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If the site dies I’m probably just gonna migrate to instagram. @mr_swingdingaling over there

A travesty that breaking isn’t gonna be in the 2028 LA Olympics. This is an incredible watch

@MBTA It’s still on the bus! Looks like the bus is being used on a different route now. We’re literally able to see it (on our Find My app) but it’s not gonna be at the lost and found because y’all haven’t found it yet

@swingdingaling Good Afternoon and sorry to hear this. Lost and Found for the Route 66 garage can be reached at 617-222-1450.

@MBTA My wife left her keys on a bus on the 66 route. We have an Airtag and have watched it run up and down various lines. Seems if the bus has been cleaned, her keys have been missed. It’s been like 5 days. Is there any way we can retrieve them?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 30: Apr 5, 2024 I got 9/9 correct Score: 2579 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play At: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture

isolated and ostracized for much of the year, I owe a world of gratitude to the handful of people - many of you strangers! - that have listened to me. Validated me. Supported me. And understood why I am inclined to speak publicly. To tell my story. To not succumb to erasure. ♥️

Vulture Cinematrix No. 10: Mar 8, 2024 I got 9/9 correct Score: 2519 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play At: vulture.com/playcinematrix @vulture

@kathbarbadoro Honestly let’s give The Daily Show to a murderer. What’s the worst that can happen? He murders someone on air? It’s taped!

@racheleklein Oh yeah I know EXACTLY what a FedEx hotel would look like. I’m currently spinning up a Beats by Dre gas station

@TechnicallyRon @ohJuliatweets Not even sure how the last one correlates to a 1-star rating. Getting slapped by confusingly attractive people for 2 hours? Sounds like 3.5, minimum, for me

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

@Pilgrim945 …we didn’t start the fire! It was always burning since the…

@Karatloz Gotta say probably. I think the Bringing Out the Dead and After Hours cults have gotten big and loud enough that Color of Money has a good case for “most underrated” now

@Pilgrim945 Yeah the thing that makes it unique is that their store-brand stuff is pretty good and can be unique (where else am I gonna find TWO variations of ube flavored cookies, outside of asian supermarkets?) but my wife gets most of her grocery shopping done there

@Srirachachau More than that, it’s almost always like “Ethan is MY BEST FRIEND… AND you can trust him despite how illegal/luck-based/nonexistent his plan is”

Rewatching Rogue Nation. Forgot there literally is a scene in every one of these where Luther says “Ethan is my BEST FRIEND”

@Karatloz Weird thing to call the Indiana Jones movie. It’s just one scene Joe

@Karatloz The MAX Trap: Why I Had to End My Viewer’s Strike

Spamming this again as studio bosses go public with their plan to bust unions, out of spite or boredom or pure anti-principle, and with the support of Wall Street. It's one battle in a much bigger campaign, and we're all in it to some extent. defector.com/they-dont-want…

@Karatloz This sounds like a threat

Fucking hell, Doom was killed by *NHS mismanagement* theguardian.com/music/2023/jul…

“We’re gathering a group of top scientists to go see Barbie.”

#PS5Share, #AEWFightForever