sydney christensen

happy valentine’s lauryn hill’s tax evasion is my kink

Did you put God first when you sent pictures of your dick to a reporter who wanted to see zero pictures of your dick? I forgot about that part in the Bible.

@erastourticketz this is the golden age of something good and right and real!

**SELLING** 🩶(2) tickets for Miami, FL at Hard Rock Stadium on 10/19/2024; TOTAL: $716.43 + PayPal G&S fee 🩶Comment: What are your favorite Taylor Swift lyrics? 🩶Post closes at 6pm CT on 10/5/2024 🩶Ticket(s) and price have been verified. PURCHASE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Bandcamp United members remain severely affected by the layoffs in October 2023. We are once again asking for support from our community so our comrades are able to weather this difficult time. Thank you, and solidarity forever. bit.ly/bcu-solidarity…

@erastourticketz @folksyswift meeeee. :( traveling from berlin and the person i was going with is flying from the states as i type this. looking for any miami or new orleans tix. 🌷💕💕🌷🌷💕

Cannot make ANY promises, but if you were attending the Vienna shows and are looking for other tickets, please leave comments below! All I can do is point potential sellers to this thread.

we had to go through some DARK and long years of country pop to get where we are today. perseverance

does a twister sequel even matter if no helen hunt (no)

.@snailmail and @k_crutchfield are big fans of @brennanwedl, and based on Wedl's awesome new song "Fake Cowboy," you can see why stereogum.com/2255809/brenna…

just because I’m gay doesn’t mean that I want oat milk in my coffee

@ShamirBailey this is incredible.

whitney houston talking with anne hathaway on the set of 'the princess diaries', 2001

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@chiaradnz holy fuck yes

Tour pilot is here

when u try to get a refund on ur (insured) flight to visit friend's family in lebanon are we fucking serious? @helplineSundair @bookingcom

on my deathbed when loved ones ask about life regrets, i’ll say with dying breath “i accidentally purchased the clean version of beyonce’s self-titled during the iconic surprise drop on itunes” and the younglings will ask as i’m about to be gone fr “sydney what’s …. itunes…”

if carrie bradshaw can have cig ash in her keyboard, so can i!!!

@pitchfork here ill do your job for you of suggesting good music people may not have heard to help elevate music that actually needs it. this just came out on @killrockstars shes like an “italian taylor swift or whatever” if you need context: open.spotify.com/album/23FHHOyo…

imagine hearing cheryl hines was a first lady candidate back in like 2008

@TweeterOrWut @notgwendalupe when k perry had that exact same cut all the celebs were in her comments like “oh my god best cut yet” etc

@notgwendalupe Downgraded??? Downgraded?!

still wanna know why they downgraded Courteney Cox's hair in Scream 3

accepting this to be normal is so fucked up. paid €120each for 5th row lower bowl tix for TSwift in Vienna, RESALE. there are platforms for non scalping that work - i.e. are non scamming. this US capitalism narrative is harming everyone. how we gonna get these systems to the US?

The attention to detail 😭 📹: isabellacarey/IG