Sydney Ugalde

Dreamt I met the Tony’s chocolonely guy and he was claiming that every segment on the bar was designed with extreme intention and I was trying to box him into a corner by asking about a piece that was most clearly a random chunk but then I woke up

“Dad, we can’t leave the rocket without a .5 together!!” I love these two ladies, and I’m boarding that rocket a very proud father.

Kristi Noem’s husband is a secret crossdresser who dons gigantic fake bre*sts and pink hotpants to chat with online f*tish models. Yes you read that right. 1/x 🧵

My high school neighbourhood just elected a local 59yo councilwoman who campaigned in the local paper with an AI photo. Her statement: ‘I used an internet program to enhance the image because the resolution of the photo was bad. It’s simply my photo, that really is me. I use medication that’s why I look a bit different now. But yes, I do look much younger than my age. When I’m out with my son people think I’m his girlfriend. I hear that I look super young for my age all the time.’

What epic MOVIE scene still gives you the chills?

My high school neighbourhood just elected a local 59yo councilwoman who campaigned in the local paper with an AI photo. Her statement: ‘I used an internet program to enhance the image because the resolution of the photo was bad. It’s simply my photo, that really is me. I use medication that’s why I look a bit different now. But yes, I do look much younger than my age. When I’m out with my son people think I’m his girlfriend. I hear that I look super young for my age all the time.’

"SAY HELLO TO MY CHOCOLATE BLEND!" - Al Pacino

This is what a giant banana would look like in Earth's orbit.

🤯Kristi Noem’s husband EXPOSED living secret double life with FETISH chats, 'bimbo' selfies and payments to models, per Daily Mail Former intelligence officials warn alleged behavior could create blackmail vulnerabilities tied to Noem’s former DHS role

*sigh* just pick a duo