claire ♡⋆♡●

mai intro ⟢ claire / opoxy ⟢ system ⟢ she/it/we + neos synthclaire.straw.page

(cant pick up my gun because my inventory is full) Stupid bitch wife: Unequip your candle Me: I need to be able to see down there, moron Stupid bitch wife: Ok, then unequip your sleeping cap Me: God, you really don't know anything about investigating strange noises do you

What if a food recipe said to kill your neighbor

gun to your head what are you

anyone else pee a little when they cast spells? (ᗒ⩊ᗕ)

hi chat this account is probably not going to be used as much but still used because i am making an account for my system

@C1ubDeuce space + green = transfem

GUYS??????

Yiffy tries eating raw food like a True Dawg but then ends up in the hospital for two weeks

@ginandjuniper @AsCatnip @TautologyTT @Kaaankri thank you for your service real june egbert

@AsCatnip @TautologyTT @Kaaankri dw he's lying.

I have recently been informed on who ISuggestForceFem is and would like to apologize for including them in this image

@TheRoseLalonde genuinely why do you like it so much

Homestuck Ranking 1. EPILOGUES 2. A VERY ROSEMARY THANKSGIVING 3. BEYOND CANON 4. HOMESTUCK (ORIGINAL)

@LosPollosTV los you just gotta end it at this point

Your pathetic boyfriend twisted my sentiment of “ICE has killed people it’s a bad idea to go near them right now, If my brother or friend said they were going to go near ICE I’d tell them don’t” All I wanted was less violence. Your mans then twists it into that I’m “bending over”????? and I’m not American?? When all I was doing was warning people.

@saladanders @sburbanon Hey wait you copied me hey wai

@sburbanon They would be Me.

what would a knight of void be like to you all? powers, personality, etc

god I hope Johnny dies

when they change yiffys name in the fanfic

@kanayaisno1 THIS OH MY GOD my excitement for hiveswap part 3 has genuinely been RUINED by the way they've tried to market it

half of my feed recently for some reason

trans person: i'm trans society: okay your gay friend you try to ignore: you HAVE to read steel ball run its a masterpiece

@Ashsswagg @sianidel this is true

@sianidel Tomato is W Foods

U gotta be shitting me

だんぼも私のこと好き😏 だんぼとは3年半ぐらい離れて暮らしてて、たまーにしか会えなかったのにすごく好いてくれてる😏