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@syntifik

(she/her) For all business inquiries: Phone my mom's landline. These opinions are unfortunately my own.

the moon Katılım Ekim 2009
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It is strange that Winnipeg doesn't have a post work culture. In BC it seems to be park/Beach hangs after work, in Ontario seems to be drinks after work. In Winnipeg, we go home.
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Long live the blog
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Pack of strawberries: $3.50 at most. $9 is INSANE
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Gas: $0.60!
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If I was a price maker here's what my prices would be: Bottle of mustard $1 Banana 25 cents Watermelon $3 Loaf of bread $1.50 Follow me for more suggested prices ✨️ (I can't believe I just paid $9 for a watermelon)
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Awakening from my Twitter slumber to check everyone's tweets about the Winnipeg storm 😍
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Skip@SkipCanada·
it’s time to Eat Your FACEOFF: are you Team Pasta 🍝 or Team Fried Chicken 🍗? we’re giving away Skip gift cards so you can order faves while watching the game! here’s how to enter: - follow @SkipCanada - comment pasta or fried chicken *Canadian residents only. Limit 10 entries. 2 Skip gift card prizes ($150 each) available. Ends April 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM EST. Draw date April 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM EST.
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I wouldn't mind never seeing "get naked" art/mats in a bathroom again.
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I like dark chocolate now. And licorice. Am I an old
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I treated this like a sneaker release and set my alarms. Devastating. It crashed before the countdown even ended.
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That was the best halftime show I've ever seen. I'm sobbing 😭
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Bad Bunny. Lady Gaga. Ricky Martin. Lights out. That was insanely good. #Superbowl
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How are all these air vent furnace cleaning dudes getting my number? Do they have a club
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This halftime show feels like a high school football game on the Disney Channel
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Me any time I don't like something: is this a.i.
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Why are @drinkpoppi cans always dented?! Are these safe to drink?! I tried a sip of a dented one and it has no carbonation. The last 3 packs I got had dented cans 😭
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This comes from someone who thought they wanted to be the childless cool auntie forever. How did I get here?! I'm going to cry about the change, protecting him, his hiccups, and all that my body can do and I'm just sooo all of it. K, omg leave me alone I have to go stare at him.
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I had a kid and now he's the only thing I wanna talk about. I get other parents now. I love him so much, it's insane. I'm ready to drop kick anybody that comes remotely close to hurting this child. What are we talking about? Not my kid? Ok, that's boring and dumb, see ya.
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