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I finished knitting the baby blanket for our boy. I thought it went well considering I haven’t knit in like ten years! Here is our baby registry! October is coming so fast & we cannot wait to meet our little love 💙 @philthatremains amazon.com/baby-reg/phili…

@philthatremains @ClintTorris1836 @OnelifeFitness Rock paper scissors for it

every time i look at the leg extension machine someone’s on it. @OnelifeFitness in Martinsburg needs like two more.

It’s on Facebook so it must be true right?

you don't hate abortion enough.

Mean & racist words are illegal now in the USA. Thats INSANE.

Stop doing that nail tapping thing in every video

@ysljennii @chaoticyogiX

i need a strawberry lemon drop, some wings & girl talk 🎀🍸🍓

This is my favorite

I saw Roger Waters nine years ago today. @rogerwaters

@philthatremains Can confirm.

my kid has started babbling. it’s adorable and hilarious. particularly since one of the first things he is saying is, “gaygaygaygaygay” 😂

@ElifUnfiltered @philthatremains We did not meet on here

@philthatremains Go get your girl! My husband found me here too

See, I'm gonna marry this woman.

@thisisxekik @TaylorLorenzEX @philthatremains 😂😂

@TaylorLorenzEX @syruproxy @philthatremains You can sort of watch it build on his face for about eighteen seconds and then he’s just like Oh we have reached the point where you can absolutely go fuck yourself

On bumble BFF trying to make more friends in my area. Should I swipe right?

@BrownBrandon503 Terrible

@syruproxy Going down stairs is always fun after squats.

I did squats with the bar today for the first time in about a year. I forgot how brutal they are. My legs are on fire

@lucyqueue144000 @momranger2010 What is wax paper for 😭

@syruproxy @momranger2010 Check again. Parchment paper doesn’t usually smoke much. If it’s wax paper, which looks the same, that’s your problem. Wax paper is not for the oven. Good for you, making tarts for your guy! Keep going!

So I made cherry tarts for Philip and they came out amazing. I want to prepare more and freeze them before being baked. How do I store them? Freezer bags?

Guys I found another one. Swiping right. What should be my first message to her ?

@LibertarianG0th She’s a winner, right?

@WVDanielM Awe I love that. Holidays are extra magical & romantic

Baltimore. My wife and I met on eHarmony. We had our first date 15 yrs ago. We started at a pop culture museum (now gone) near the inner harbor. From there we walked into town and got Italian for dinner. We caught a holiday light show (it was December) on the old power plant, grabbed a drink at Hard Rock. When we left we both called our beat friends and said this is the person. We found out we both did it when maid of honor and best man speeches called us out.

I love hearing the back stories of married couples. Where was yalls first date??

@Carriest15 I’ve been very conscious of polyester vs cotton lately. It seems everything is polyester and I have to hunt for cotton

@syruproxy Unsexy answer, they are usually real cotton not some plastic blend they make ours out of.

Why are boyfriends sweatpants just automatically more comfortable