systemic bliss

I didn’t invent the rainy day, but I do own the best umbrella. $BTC

Good night

CFTC issues blanket no-action letter on prediction markets, relieving swap data reporting duties theblock.co/post/401215/cf…

Use Venice.ai if you don’t want to exist under ubiquitous surveillance

got a framed copy to hang by the ai team

JUST IN 🚨: Japan's 10-Year Yield jumps to 2.62%, the highest level this century 📈🇯🇵

BREAKING 🚨: Japan Japan's 30-Year Yield jumps to highest level in history 📈🤯👀

This is big

Wow

HYPERLIQUID $HYPE TOPS WEEKLY BLOCKCHAIN FEE REVENUE WITH $11M, CAPTURING 43% MARKET SHARE

Bitcoin: +$20,000 in a few months = silence Bitcoin: -$2,000 in a day = every doom account crawling back onto the timeline

Yep. Electric lights got the same treatment as well.

𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗘𝗧𝗙 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝘄 (𝗨𝗦$ 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻) – 2026-05-13 TOTAL NET FLOW: -630.4 IBIT: -284.7 FBTC: -133.2 BITB: -35.4 ARKB: -177.1 BTCO: 0 EZBC: 0 BRRR: 0 HODL: 0 BTCW: 0 MSBT: 0 GBTC: 0 BTC: 0

Jho Low, the alleged mastermind of one of the greatest financial frauds in history, is asking President Trump for a pardon. on.wsj.com/4donOrY

"It's an honor to be with you, it's an honor to be your friend, and the relationship between China and the USA is going to be better than ever before." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

Bitcoin is almost back at its fair value. If this is just a relief rally, it’s already stronger than the relief rallies in previous bear markets.

The U.S. is counting on you. 🫡🇺🇸 justice.gov/archives/opa/p…

Watch expert stereotypes every luxury watch owner Rolex: “High school dropout” Richard Mille: “Very insecure” AP: “First money made. Investment banking. Already has a Rolex or just skipped the queue and went AP because he loves watching YouTube videos and people wearing APs… for sure loves hip-hop” Patek Philippe: “Extremely classy, well-dressed, serious, very thoughtful” Hublot: “Very easy to be influenced and absolutely does not care” Tudor: “Someone that’s not really that fussed about what people think of watches or someone at the beginning of their watch collecting journey” Grand Seiko: “Someone that is just against everything. Wants to be on the opposite side of whatever’s mainstream” Casio: “You don’t care. You’re just wearing a watch because it’s functional” Zenith: “Someone that actually does their research, is very considerate and that watch was never an impulse buy” JLC: “Someone that loves heritage, doesn’t want to spend the money for a Patek Philippe but still wants something historically important”

Amazing how Bessent always has that shit on

"Sharks (450M old) are also older than trees, which first appeared around 385 million years ago, and even older than Polaris (the North Star), which is estimated to be only about 70 million years old"