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@elonmusk I have a question: now that Mr. Musk has arrived in mainland China, is he still using a VPN to bypass the Great Firewall?

@minorind1 @CryptoDoggyCN 你妈喊你回屁眼里重造了

@sz990 @CryptoDoggyCN 哈哈，废物气死了

黄仁勋刚在南锣鼓巷接过路人一瓶灰色饮料 喝完之后面露难色：这什么东西啊 路人：老北京豆汁 转脸就下单了蜜雪冰城

@minorind1 @CryptoDoggyCN 你应该喜欢你妈比较合适

@sz990 @CryptoDoggyCN 你生活过得多不如意才会这么想，喜欢我的女生请我喝豆汁，想看我面露难色，然后哈哈大笑

@CryptoDoggyCN 就他妈的一个豆浆，还还好意思拿出来，当传统文化一样传播，还一口一个你不会喝就不是北京人，我他麻痹的有病啊，还喝傻逼一样的豆汁。那么难喝的东西，这些垃圾文化，造就了一个垃圾的国情，居然还选为了一个首都，这病得才是最要治理一下的！

🔥紧张刺激的中美骂战重磅来袭！📷中共国安人员 VS 📷 美国特勤局 + 美国记者现场直球互怼，火药味直接拉满！一方是铁腕国安，另一边是特勤局硬刚加记者追问，双方你来我往、针锋相对，堪称年度最硬核对决！谁的底气更足？谁先绷不住？是国安精准回击，还是美方记者穷追猛打？全程高能，精彩到让人肾上腺素飙升！快来围观这场跨国硬刚，实时吃瓜！看看中美这场骂战最终谁能笑到最后📷 x.com/i/chat/group_j…

@EricLDaugh The person taking the photo is Lei Jun, the founder of the Chinese brand Xiaomi.

🚨 NOW: Elon Musk is REPEATEDLY being approached by fans in China begging for photos, he keeps making funny faces 🤣 This will be the world's first trillionaire, he deserves it!

@whyyoutouzhele 让傻逼走向小康，让独立思考困进茧房！让傻逼联合起来围猎知识分子，让知识分子被迫与傻逼同流合污，是我们一贯的指导方针！

5月13日，浙江宣传发文：基本盘不该成为被嘲讽的对象，你我皆是基本盘，爱生活、爱国家值得自豪！ 文章称，彷佛给别人贴上“基本盘”的标签，就能彰显“众人跟皆醉我独醒”基本盘不该成为贬义词，每一个认真生活的人 努力奋斗的人，都是国家发展的基本盘。他们的存在，让国家在面对风浪时拥有了稳定的根基。这种不可或缺的价值绝不该被“抖机灵”的流量裹挟，被崇洋媚外的挽尊冲淡、更不能被境外势力认知战倒灌。爱自己国家非但不是原罪，更是值得自豪的事。

💥【激烈冲突现场】在川普和习近平参观天坛结束后，美国记者团被中方安保强行扣押 ——双方激烈对峙，记者团怒吼：我们和总统在同一个车队里！你明白吗？ ——中方工作人员说，要主席走了，记者才能走 ——记者团眼看要被车队甩下，忍无可忍，直接冲出重围 📷现场爆发了一场激烈冲突。 📷美方记者怒吼： "你明白我们在总统车队里吗？和总统一起！我们不是分开的！" 📷中方工作人员对讲机里传来指令： "他们啥时候能走？——总书记走了他们才能走。跟他说，我们主席走了他们才能走。" 📷最终，美方领队忍无可忍，直接带头冲出： "走走走！美国媒体！我们要走了！轻一点，但我们就是要走！不要像他们对我们那样对别人！" 📷记者团强行突围，挤上了车队。 📷 💥【激しい衝突の現場】トランプ大統領と習近平国家主席の天壇訪問後、アメリカの報道陣は中国の警備員によって強制的に拘束された。 ―激しい対立が起こり、報道陣は「私たちは大統領と同じ車列に乗っているんです！分かりますか？」と叫んだ。 ―中国側の職員は「大統領が出発した後でなければ、記者たちは立ち去ることはできません」と答えた。 ―車列から取り残されそうになった報道陣は、我慢できなくなり、包囲網を突破した。 🔥現場で激しい衝突が勃発した。 🚗アメリカの報道陣は大統領の車列に追随しようとしたが、中国の警備員に阻まれ、立ち去ることを拒否された。 😡あるアメリカ人記者は「分かりますか？私たちは大統領の車列に乗っているんです！大統領と一緒なんです！離れ離れになんかならないんです！」と叫んだ。 👮中国側のスタッフからトランシーバーで指示が出た。「いつ出発できますか？――総書記が出発した後でなければ出発できません。総書記に伝えてください、大統領が出発した後でなければ出発できないと。」 🔹膠着状態に陥った。アメリカ側の車列は既に動き出していたが、報道陣は取り残されそうになり、その場に閉じ込められていた。 🔹ついに我慢の限界に達したアメリカ側のチームリーダーが先頭に立って叫んだ。 「さあ、行くぞ！アメリカのメディアだ！出発するぞ！静かに、だが出発する！我々にしたような仕打ちを、他の人たちにはするな！」 🔹報道陣は無理やり押し分け、車列に乗り込んだ。 🔹誰かが最後に叫んだ。「信じられない。」 これが、中国でアメリカ大統領にインタビューする際の現実である。 💥 [Scene of Intense Conflict] Following the conclusion of Trump and Xi Jinping's visit to the Temple of Heaven, the U.S. press corps was forcibly detained by Chinese security personnel. —— A fierce standoff ensued between the two sides, with the press corps shouting in outrage: "We are in the same motorcade as the President! Do you understand that?" —— Chinese staff members insisted that the journalists could not leave until their Chairman had departed. —— Realizing they were about to be left behind by the motorcade, the press corps reached their breaking point and charged directly through the security cordon. 🔥 A violent clash erupted at the scene. 🚗 The U.S. press corps attempted to keep pace with the presidential motorcade but was blocked by Chinese security personnel who adamantly refused to let them pass. 😡 ​​The American journalists shouted in fury: "Do you realize that we are part of the presidential motorcade? We are with the President! We are not a separate group!" 👮 Instructions crackled over the Chinese staff's walkie-talkies: "When can they leave? — They can leave only after the General Secretary has departed. Tell them: they cannot leave until our Chairman has left." 🔹 A stalemate ensued—the U.S. motorcade had already started its engines, yet the press corps remained trapped in place, on the verge of being left behind. 🔹 Finally, the U.S. team leader reached the limit of their patience and took the lead, charging directly through the blockade: "Go, go, go! U.S. media! We are leaving! Be gentle, but we *are* leaving! Don't treat others the way they treated us!" 🔹 The press corps forced their way through the cordon and squeezed their way back into the motorcade. 🔹 Someone shouted a final remark: "Unbelievable." This is the reality of covering a U.S. President's visit in China.

【美中峰会】国务卿卢比奥似乎很感兴趣，多次指着人民大会堂的天花板。*卢比奥国务卿曾因在担任参议员期间在中国追求人权问题而被禁止入境中国。#卢比奥 #北京 #zhongnanhai #BEIJING @sz990

混乱：一名女子疯狂地试图阻止某人进入在北京举行的美国总统特朗普和中国国家主席习近平会谈的重要会议——她反复大喊“仅限白宫！”，据报道，她试图强制白宫官方旅行团进入 #新闻。 #川普 #北京 #beijing #usa @sz990

Your rhetoric bears a striking resemblance to certain groups on the Mainland who engage in the classic "thief crying 'stop thief'" tactic: the moment their own lies are exposed, they immediately attempt to deflect blame onto their opponents—desperately lashing out in retaliation, much like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

Donald Trump can lie all he wants, but the data is clear: Trump's chaotic tariffs and his war in Iran are a one-two punch to American families. Inflation is at a multi-year high. Costs are up and they're only climbing. End the war. Lower costs for families.

Yesterday they were bashing Trump; today, the masses are rallying behind him! Below is a translation of comments found beneath a post by an official media outlet on the mainland version of TikTok. This is the reality of the mainland—a place of constant, dramatic transformations—perfectly embodying that famous local adage: "They turn on you faster than you can turn the page of a book!" 美国寻求中方增购谷物和肉类 外交部回应
US Seeks China to Increase Purchases of Grains and Meat — Foreign Ministry Responds Highlighted Comments (from top to bottom) 1User 1992703337841
老美就是个骗子
The old Americans are just liars.
(Yesterday 21:50 · Sichuan) — 44 likes 2月亮不睡我不睡
我们够用还有人造猪肉 😂
If the moon doesn’t sleep, I won’t sleep either. We already have enough, and we even have lab-grown pork 📷
(Yesterday 19:02 · Jiangsu) — 15 likes 3条条
经常恶狠狠的卡我方脖子，现在有求于我方，必须让其垂头丧气的回去！
They’ve always viciously choked our neck. Now that they need something from us, we must make them go back hanging their heads in dejection!
(Yesterday 23:40 · Sichuan) — 18 likes 4地主家的傻妞
不要相信老特，他是当面一套，背后一套。
Don’t trust old Trump. He says one thing to your face and does another behind your back.
(Yesterday 21:20 · Sichuan) — 9 likes 5榴榴姐
我们可以卖折耳根给他们
We can sell them zhe’ergen (Houttuynia cordata / fish mint).
(Yesterday 22:41 · Jiangsu) — 2 likes 6燃 灯
让他自己把石头搬回去
Let him move the stone back himself.
(A Chinese idiom meaning “let him undo his own mess / suffer the consequences of his own actions”)
(Yesterday 18:38 · Hunan) — 12 likes 7JACK
豆油，猪肉，都便宜了，挺好
Soybean oil and pork have all gotten cheaper — that’s pretty good.
(Yesterday 23:13 · Jiangsu) — 1 like Summary: The post is about the US asking China to buy more agricultural products (grains and meat). Chinese netizens are mostly responding with skepticism, nationalism, sarcasm, or schadenfreude toward the US (especially Trump). #USA888 #usafashion #日本のために参政党 #usa @sz990

起底日本 中国抹黑工作の流水線： AIを利用して大量生成
「中国人が非文明的」反日内容
「南京大屠殺は嘘」などのコンテンツ 2015年以降、
すでに560億日元超（約24億元人民元）の予算を投入し、
中国に対する世論抹黒工作を展開 コメント翻訳： 喵喵の旅途
何度も言ってるけど、国内の日本人学校と日本人療養院を撤去しろ Phariaee
そんな金見たことないよ！ 俺はただのサラリーマンだよ。学校を調べろ、特に桜が満開のところ！ 闲云野鹤
敗戦国に何の資格があってテーブルに上がるんだ。顔を立ててやっただけだ、犬がテーブルに乗るなんて——ぶん殴れ @睿宝
「漢の使者はどこに？」出征…！！ 馬蹄で桜を踏み散らせ 卧了个豆
最大の嘘は広島が原爆でやられたって話だ。嘘くさい。チェルノブイリの放射能漏れですら無人区になったのに、広島にはまだ人が住んでるなんて😂 @sz990

@SenWarren Are you actually implying that you’ll only cast an affirmative vote if *you* get to take charge? Too bad you’re not the President—your word doesn’t count!

Trump’s economy is a mess. Instead of fixing it, he’s trying to take over the Fed — and install his sock puppet Kevin Warsh to run it. I’m voting NO. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

On the surface, this constitutes a high-level reception for Trump; in reality, it serves as a global declaration that China is a great power of immense inclusivity. By extending such high-protocol hospitality to Trump—a figure who has severely antagonized China and is viewed as virtually hostile—China aims to sway global public opinion in its favor.

@EricLDaugh Biden and Obama wouldn’t get respect like Trump

🚨 WOW! Several HUNDRED Chinese youth and a military band just gave President Trump a GRAND WELCOME as he arrived in Beijing 47 is LOVING IT, stopping to watch 🤣 China's VP, ambassador and foreign minister are there as well This is what TRUMP RESPECT looks like! 🇺🇸🇨🇳

There is a well-known saying on the Mainland: "One does not strike a smiling face." Consequently, when hosting the one-of-a-kind Trump, he was accorded a reception of the highest caliber; yet, this in no way precluded the subsequent, fluid, and sharp-edged confrontations. This is the true reality of the Mainland!

美国寻求中方增购谷物和肉类 外交部回应
US Seeks China to Increase Purchases of Grains and Meat — Foreign Ministry Responds Highlighted Comments (from top to bottom) 1User 1992703337841
老美就是个骗子
The old Americans are just liars.
(Yesterday 21:50 · Sichuan) — 44 likes 2月亮不睡我不睡
我们够用还有人造猪肉 😂
If the moon doesn’t sleep, I won’t sleep either. We already have enough, and we even have lab-grown pork 😂
(Yesterday 19:02 · Jiangsu) — 15 likes 3条条
经常恶狠狠的卡我方脖子，现在有求于我方，必须让其垂头丧气的回去！
They’ve always viciously choked our neck. Now that they need something from us, we must make them go back hanging their heads in dejection!
(Yesterday 23:40 · Sichuan) — 18 likes 4地主家的傻妞
不要相信老特，他是当面一套，背后一套。
Don’t trust old Trump. He says one thing to your face and does another behind your back.
(Yesterday 21:20 · Sichuan) — 9 likes 5榴榴姐
我们可以卖折耳根给他们
We can sell them zhe’ergen (Houttuynia cordata / fish mint).
(Yesterday 22:41 · Jiangsu) — 2 likes 6燃 灯
让他自己把石头搬回去
Let him move the stone back himself.
(A Chinese idiom meaning “let him undo his own mess / suffer the consequences of his own actions”)
(Yesterday 18:38 · Hunan) — 12 likes 7JACK
豆油，猪肉，都便宜了，挺好
Soybean oil and pork have all gotten cheaper — that’s pretty good.
(Yesterday 23:13 · Jiangsu) — 1 like Summary: The post is about the US asking China to buy more agricultural products (grains and meat). Chinese netizens are mostly responding with skepticism, nationalism, sarcasm, or schadenfreude toward the US (especially Trump).

最初のお姉さん賢いな。 相手が嫌な気持ちになる事なく 逃げる事が出来てる。 女性が沼る男って、優しい男でも安全な男でもなくて、 \"罪悪感ごと支配してくる男\"なんだって。 俺も20代は「真面目に好きって伝える」のが良いと思ってたけど、逆だったわ↓ @sz990

日本人女性のナンパの断り方が可愛すぎると世界中で2億再生され話題に @sz990