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@yibingsg 怎么只剪俩镜头呢，马云见马斯克那场，马斯克面对马云的传销讲师级发言，全程：“well，OK，hahahha”

马云和雷军见马斯克的区别！ 前者如同省长听乡长汇报工作； 后者如同乡长给省长汇报工作。

@Yui19900716 @jianjia97758868 你说的对，我喜欢你

@minorind1 @jianjia97758868 但施工的時候承重沒那麼重阿...

有没有懂建筑的同志说一下，这样安不安全？

@pppppppp00666 @CryptoDoggyCN 没见过世面的废物

@CryptoDoggyCN 人民大会堂？人民进得去吗？以后请把人民俩字去掉

国务卿卢比奥在会议厅连竖大拇哥，找国防部长一起指着上方赞不绝口 来看看迷住他的人民大会堂天花板

@Sin17963009 @wangzhian8848 图 2 这个礼仪是真的神颜，有介绍么？

@wangzhian8848 老江爱看，我也爱看

习近平有，我也要有。

@QuickChess2022 @ls74382628 @goshenggo 我一开始并没有啊，我跟日本黄毛小年轻学的，他们在大街上直接叼着烟走着，入乡随俗怎么了

@minorind1 @ls74382628 @goshenggo 公共場合抽菸還狗叫，中國人差不多得了

上周五真让我体会到了，什么叫日本的“边界感”。周五我骑车上班半路，突然暴雨，我就找了个屋檐想苟一下，结果不到5秒，屋里冲出来一个日本大妈，直接和我说：再不走她就报警了,,,外面雨下得跟依萍找她爸要钱那天一样大，阿姨您是真不怕我被淋死啊...行，还是淋雨适合我...这在日本正常吗？ 【翻译一遍，写给日本朋友】 先週の金曜日、本当に日本の「極端な境界感」を身をもって体験しました。 自転車で通勤途中、突然の豪雨に遭いました。軒下で少し雨宿りをしようとしたら、5秒もしないうちに家の中から日本のおばさんが飛び出してきて、「すぐに立ち去らないと警察を呼びます」と言われました。 外は土砂降りなのに、おばさんは私が雨にずぶ濡れになって大変なことになるのを本当に気にしないんですね…。まあ、仕方ないので雨の中を自転車で走ることにしました…。 これ、日本では普通のことなのでしょうか？

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Hello, These photos are in our history textbook... There were many related questions on the test, and I got zero. I messed up! The teacher told me to travel back in time to study hard about it.who's president Trump and president Xi. You two ruined my vacation！！

📍 Zhongnanhai, Beijing | May 15, 2026

@ShandyCherneski @WhiteHouse @POTUS Save some money, go out more, verify things yourself, don't just read fake news every day.

@WhiteHouse @POTUS Trumps trying to put us a surveillance state like China! Coming from someone who voted for him, he's evil. I believe he's going to do something to the American people and blame it on Iran. TURN TO JESUS FOR WHAT'S ABOUT TO COME!! HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST THIS EVIL THAT'S COMING

@Omerta1926 @WhiteHouse You can go to an old folks' bar and have a good long-winded discussion; there'll be a bunch of drunks who appreciate your wisdom and plenty of quirky stories to share. Diplomacy doesn't exist to satisfy the morbid curiosity of fools like you.

@WhiteHouse The whole trip was bs… idk what they actually did. Trump had a chance to talk about farm land, secret police, the camps in China and the mayor of la spying on the United States. Nothing …

President Trump meets with President Xi in Zhongnanhai. "I want to thank you very much. This has been an incredible visit. I think a lot of good has come of it. We've made some fantastic trade deals—great for both countries..."

@Ministryof_monk @LensConflict @WhiteHouse Meanwhile, Euro, without US gas and CN electric blankets, would have trouble even getting through the winter. Are you so happy because it's nearly summer?

@minorind1 @LensConflict @WhiteHouse We Europeans while watching Trump make his country look once again weak on the world stage

@Ministryof_monk @LensConflict @WhiteHouse I don't see any weakness，President Trump has gained a lot of respect and fans in China. The administration has solved many practical problems, stock market is booming.

@yi36760 @wangzhian8848 贱逼还要买水军在 x 上搞事，什么下三滥 AI 都做得出来，最近精日狗也跳得不同寻常的厉害

@wangzhian8848 纯傻子一个，失智一般的与中国彻底闹僵，不惜一切代价抱特离谱治下美国的大腿，然而，特离谱的立场和倾向非常明显，亲口阴阳曰本也不是一次两次了，他对传统盟友的敌意是不加掩饰的，而对东边的中俄朝等国一直姿态比较低，即便这样还去舔他，莫名奇妙，堂堂曰本的一国之首竟然沦为川粉，真是致命。

日本首相高市早苗将在川普飞行途中与其通电话。

@wangzhian8848 王局耍宝抖机灵，死家暴男

央视6000万美元拿下世界杯转播权，仅比香港和印度高一倍。中共经济看起来是彻底不行了，眼看要崩溃，否则不至于拿这么点儿钱去买世界杯版权。这下可是藏不住了。

@Meow81998508 @FoxNews @WhiteHouse Make some money and go see China, then you won't keep spouting nonsense.

@FoxNews @WhiteHouse Why aren’t the “we care about the earth” extremists ever marching in the streets against China who clearly has actual legit pollution and never attempts to lower its carbon footprint?

NOW: President Trump arrives at Zhongnanhai Garden to meet with Chinese President Xi.

@WhiteHouse Congratulations to President Trump and his team on the successful visit to China! People are pleased to see friendly cooperation between China and the United States, which brings benefits to all mankind.

@LensConflict @WhiteHouse Think about it, while the leaders of China and the United States are working hard to safeguard their national interests and the well-being of their people, what are you Europeans doing? Talking nonsense like this...

As a European, this is exactly why many people no longer blindly trust the “values-based alliance” narrative. For years the West asked allies to take economic risks, reduce ties with China, raise tensions, and follow sanctions in the name of democracy and security. Now suddenly Washington celebrates “fantastic trade deals” with Beijing again. Europe pays the price for geopolitical loyalty, while great powers quietly return to business when it suits them. This is why countries should build independent strategies — not emotional dependence on another power’s slogans.

@xujun72051257 @KKaWSB 一个一辈子没穿过几次正装的教别人礼仪的搞笑家伙

@KKaWSB 坐下时要把扣子解开，基本的西装礼仪

特朗普当着习近平的面谈伊朗，话说得很重： “伊朗不能有核武器。霍尔木兹海峡必须开放。局势必须结束。” 他还称伊朗当前行为“有点疯狂”，不可接受。

@sz990 @CryptoDoggyCN 哈哈，废物气死了

@minorind1 @CryptoDoggyCN 你应该喜欢你妈比较合适

黄仁勋刚在南锣鼓巷接过路人一瓶灰色饮料 喝完之后面露难色：这什么东西啊 路人：老北京豆汁 转脸就下单了蜜雪冰城

@AhgorSuspended 憨批，好好在你们村老年活动室待着，那里有很多欣赏你指点江山的大妈。这不就是放下有钱人的架子过过普通人的生活，这是深层次的精神追求，在智障眼里世界怎么都不对。

@maoshen 一個人的錢幾世都用不完, 還要拚命去賺, 這樣卑躬屈膝, 無了靈魂, 有錢又如何? 太可悲!!

黄仁勋为什么在中国照相，总是一副卖萌😜的表情～～ 充满了讨好和谄媚～～😂