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@t0rturedathlete

Schrödinger's butch

they/he 25 Katılım Mart 2021
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Rodrick is gay
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Like I'll drive back rn.
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Trader Joe’s cashier snuck a free bag of chocolates in my bag because I said it was my birthday OMG do you want top?
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David Hughes@david8hughes·
The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down
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(doctor) Alex Grease@dodgonkulator·
If you relate to song lyrics past age 19 it reflects poorly on you
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mar@t0rturedathlete·
SPRAINED MY SHOULDER IT’S LIKE THEY CUT OFF MY DICK.
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Shelby Ivey Christie
Shelby Ivey Christie@bronze_bombSHEL·
Also the Godmother of Seattle grunge is a Black woman named Tina Bell
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I’m giggling on the clock
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That one hot coworker that makes life worth living
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I’m 25 that’s crazy I didn’t think something like that would happen to me
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eel enthusiast 🦐
eel enthusiast 🦐@cheascake·
Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader
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William Bresnicky
William Bresnicky@shittmerspecial·
My buddy just got posted on slide 11/13 on his gf of three years semester dump
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hil@plume__·
selecting “ze/zir” as my grandma’s pronouns on the form at her doctor’s appointment so hard that i shatter the tablet into a thousand pieces
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hot pink bitch named breakfast
girl pretending to not be interested in the pita chips and hummus
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Keys
Keys@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d·
Cars check engine light turned off on its own. Remarkable how cars are able to just heal themselves the same way humans do. I guess weren't not really so different huh.
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mar@t0rturedathlete·
Hiii I’m raising funds for a mutual aid group that directly supports undocumented/unaccompanied youth in the Seattle area- please contribute/send to your friends with disposable income/share widely :) gofund.me/0c0443a00
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JL@JackPLamb·
This is what I would eat for dinner every night if I made 70k
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mar@t0rturedathlete·
@soupdyke Just stupidity teeth then?
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There is peace in Marysia Nation
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