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Rodrick is gay

Like I'll drive back rn.

Trader Joe’s cashier snuck a free bag of chocolates in my bag because I said it was my birthday OMG do you want top?

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

If you relate to song lyrics past age 19 it reflects poorly on you

SPRAINED MY SHOULDER IT’S LIKE THEY CUT OFF MY DICK.

Also the Godmother of Seattle grunge is a Black woman named Tina Bell

I’m giggling on the clock

That one hot coworker that makes life worth living

I’m 25 that’s crazy I didn’t think something like that would happen to me

Tap to pay is a symptom of a feminized society. You should be penetrating the chip reader

My buddy just got posted on slide 11/13 on his gf of three years semester dump

@weeddemon97 @plume__ this is great

@plume__ Gee/zir

selecting “ze/zir” as my grandma’s pronouns on the form at her doctor’s appointment so hard that i shatter the tablet into a thousand pieces

girl pretending to not be interested in the pita chips and hummus

Cars check engine light turned off on its own. Remarkable how cars are able to just heal themselves the same way humans do. I guess weren't not really so different huh.

Hiii I’m raising funds for a mutual aid group that directly supports undocumented/unaccompanied youth in the Seattle area- please contribute/send to your friends with disposable income/share widely :) gofund.me/0c0443a00

This is what I would eat for dinner every night if I made 70k

@soupdyke Just stupidity teeth then?

@soupdyke Nice

Oh she called her best eater 😭😭

There is peace in Marysia Nation