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@MeghanMcCain is she drunk??

Take this down. She’s still the sitting Vice President for Gods sake - this is awful. Like really, really awful.

@kelly_cadigan i really hope you find your happiness and spread joy

@BSAReads co-sign

What if I wanted to be in a post-punk band again?

@scattergorical @depthsofwiki yeah idk why but the conversion absolutely made this better. joy and laughter at every turn 10/10

@depthsofwiki 2 million Jamaican dollars is like $12.5 thousand USD, which I actually think makes this funnier. $2M is enough that it seems like some kind of money laundering or other international crime deal. $12K is just, like, a lot of corned beef.

somebody blasting blues traveler in the whole foods parking lot and i like it

@BSAReads 😈😈

I’m not sure if it’s my taste in music, if festivals have changed, if mainstream pop has widen but I haven’t been excited for a festival in years. I’ll wait for Substance to be announced.

@Mrhflrs trump voice: ya fired

Im jojo siwa's creative director

@coleprentice i can’t imagine not winning

Imagine winning

@atomshorts doin crystal meth will lift you up until you break. be safe

it takes the exact length of “semi charmed life” to drive from my apt to the gym

@clairerousay damn that’s so cool

@krstphrkrk harry balzagna

Bring back dollar bin core

i’m thinking way too much about the end of the world

@HannibalDamage not the decline shirt from interpunk !!

Been furniture-humping levels of horny over here recently ngl

i think about @MIMI_ZIMA doing a NIN cover in a weho gay club like once a week

@tinysquash 🫡

@stacycay some people with stutters are qualified to be president. that’s true but he doesn’t and he’s not

He has A fucking Stutter. He always has. Sometimes people with stutters say the wrong word. They can still be qualified to be president.

my sister asked if people think i walk fast and i said “not since i stopped hanging out with straight people”

straight people stop saying “my partner” challenge

@ForgingLiberty @PicturesFoIder lol at an adult still compartmentalizing the world into “good guys v bad guys”

A family having a day out in the privacy of their own yard then this happens…