Smokin' Willie T

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

@emathias18 @Matthew_Sean96 Sure, leave for better pay, trash your former employer all over social media, file a lawsuit against your former employer & when the hot new startup you left for loses its venture capital, expect your former employer to welcome you back with open arms by saying I didn't mean it

@Matthew_Sean96 It was no different than any other person leaving a job to work somewhere else.

The LIV golfers who want to return to the PGA shouldn't face any punishment, they left to take more money, the PGA Tour needs to stop acting bitter and let them back in, they also need to understand they have little star power outside Rory and Scheffler.

@Matthew_Sean96 Terrible take.

@avillanueva3rd Me!

Who thought this was good marketing?

@MyGolfSpy @MizunoGolfNA @Titleist @SrixonGolf B C D A

Looks only. No performance. No brand bias. Rank these irons 1 → 4 (best to worst) based purely on how they look. Be honest…which one are you actually proud to pull? 👇 Drop your rankings

Pastor Struck By Lightning After Referring To His Wife As 'Beautiful' Instead Of 'Smokin' Hot' buff.ly/d13Yixp

@douchemaster3 @pauldehnerjr Best comment in thread 😄😄

@pauldehnerjr Colby is a cheesy guy

Zac Taylor fielded multiple questions about why he was comfortable with the off-field issues that Colbie Young experienced at Georgia and made strong statements supporting their vetting and Young's character. A repeated talking point was the UGA returned Young to play after the suspension and battery/assault charges. Taylor on why he was comfortable with the character on WR Colbie Young: "Talking to all the humans we talked to that really stood on the table for him and Georgia returned him to play. Georgia went through the whole process, returned him to play. We just felt really comfortable with the person we are adding to our locker room, the person we are adding to our community, just all of us getting to know the kid. We feel really, really comfortable with bringing Colbie in here and I think once you all get to know him you will see the same thing we see." "We have a lot of people that have done a lot of research on him. We feel really good about all the information we got and if we didn’t feel comfortable we wouldn’t have done it. We are comfortable with the process he’s gone through." Taylor on any lessons learned during over the year in vetting off-field issues: "There’s been times I’ve signed up for great risk in the past. I’ve put my hand up when maybe there are some of those red flags up there. This is one that I feel great about because you go through the process of the last seven years, guys I’ve gotten to spend a lot of time with once we got them in here and guys I wanted and sometimes it’s more difficult than others. This is one I feel great about. And I feel great everyone is going to feel that."

@pauldehnerjr So, Jermaine Burton 2.0

Study Finds No One Ever Actually Liked U2 It's Just That Everyone Thought Everyone Else Did And No One Wanted To Speak Up And Make It Awkward buff.ly/ZL21c1B

@WestwoodLee @NUCLRGOLF @BrodyAMiller @TheAthletic Your on a sinking ship and enjoying a cocktail while it goes down.

@NUCLRGOLF @BrodyAMiller @TheAthletic Must be Monday. New week, new bullshit.

🚨👀⛳️ JUST IN — The New York Times is reporting that Bryson DeChambeau and his team spent part of Masters week “meeting with organizations to discuss possible options if he chose to leave LIV.” (Via: @BrodyAMiller / @TheAthletic)

@ForePlayPod I hear course maintenance was the first thing they were cutting funds for.

Bryson looks like he’s having a lot of fun down at LIV Mexico City

What's the best gun movie of all time?

@NanaVisitor @k50cullen @nbc @georgenewbern @JudyPrescott1 @20thTelevision Looking like you were going for a role as a Romulan, lol.

@k50cullen @nbc @georgenewbern @JudyPrescott1 @20thTelevision Just…..oh my God just look at my shoulder pads. Hard to believe that was happening. But what a cast it was- and no one made me laugh harder than George Newbern off set

In 1990 and 36 Years Ago, #WorkingGirl premiered on @nbc on this day RT and Like if you remember this show. (#SandraBullock, @georgenewbern, #AnthonyTylerQuinn, @JudyPrescott1, #EydeByrde, @NanaVisitor, #TomORourke, #TomPatchett, #KimberlyHill, @20thTelevision)

Homer accidently cut Merge hair

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 30 years ago Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

Homer smashed his thumb with a hammer, muttered 'Oh fudge that's broken,' then stepped on a nail in pure rage 😂🔨

@BattlefieldInte Its still useless. Still dont get hardly any kills with it. But it is annoying now.

THIS WENT FROM THE MOST USELESS TO THE MOST ANNOYING GADGET IN BATTLEFIELD 6 #Battlefield6

Who could forget this trip Bart vs Australia aired in 1995 🦘

@JayMewes @cheechandchong @AstronomiconMI @ThatKevinSmith @tommychong @CheechMarin 4 legends.

Thank you @cheechandchong for laying the tracks for Jay and Silent Bob… Legends!!🙏🔥 @AstronomiconMI #jayandsilentbob #cheechandchong #astronomicon