Teddy

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Teddy

@t_brewbeck

If he can't drive with a broken back, at least he can polish the fenders

Katılım Mayıs 2016

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Teddy@t_brewbeck·9 May

Someone recently suggested that I limit my opinions to 140 characters or less.

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·5 Haz

The light, seeing the crack in everything:

charlie@BUNNlCULA

there’s a crack in everything. that’s how i get in

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mr. follow-through@symmetry_hater·8 May

New pope’s coat of arms reportedly depicts two towers resembling corncobs, underlain by the motto “Jesu noli flere, mihi confidere potes, mel”

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·5 Nis

Hey dad? Ya, it’s about this misery you handed on to me… is it supposed to be deepening like a coastal shelf?? It is? Okay well you might have told me that ahead of time. Anyways me and Marianne are trying again.

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·5 Nis

I like this one

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·12 Mar

Absolute modern classic banger from @gorsebloom

HAD@havehadhavehad

sad but also beautiful new one today from @gorsebloom 🐶🐶🐶 "The sea is chasing something in its sleep and all the dogs we cannot see awaken to start barking their good news through the cabins." havehashad.com/hadposts/good-…

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·11 Mar

translating "bildungsroman" as "Guy Fieri"

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HAD@havehadhavehad·8 Mar

the LANGUAGE in these two from @AnthonyDiCarl12! feel like my brain & body & whole self is sparkling. "I hate the milly-melly humdrummers, I love the big circus tent gone low in shadow and clutched breath. Johnnyclock Bossman likes his pile of eggs." havehashad.com/hadposts/2-poe…

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·8 Mar

Thanks to @havehadhavehad and @JordanHamel_ for getting these two poems out to the world!

HAD@havehadhavehad

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Zachary Lorico Hertz@zacharylhertz·5 Mar

ABC shuttering 538 reminded me fumbling you was far outside the margin of error. No forecast could've predicted how great we were in the aggregate, and since you left my favorability has hit historic lows. Silver wasn't good enough for you. Nonresponse is fine, hope all's well.

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Teddy@t_brewbeck·18 Şub

Sitting in the exit row of a Delta flight. Flight attendant asks everyone to say they understand the responsibility of the exit row, then says “idk if you guys watch the news but this stuff actually matters”

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·29 Ara

The Odd is Sea, Book 1, Lines 1-5

Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_

@hyuumanatees

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Teddy@t_brewbeck·3 Kas

@AnthonyDiCarl12 A suckling Chinese meal???

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·2 Kas

Realized I hadn’t actually read the colossus. “no rose-and-larkspurred china suckling with a penny slot.” Hell ya.

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Teddy@t_brewbeck·28 Eki

@AnthonyDiCarl12 🍅

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·27 Eki

Sebum retention

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Teddy@t_brewbeck·25 Eki

@Ian_Gay_briel Just read Girl I Guess

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@justermatt Yeah I'm saying being bad at legal writing could be related to being good at writing for human consumption. Which is great unless you're like a lawyer or something

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@justermatt

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Cozeulodorieso@AnthonyDiCarl12·22 Eki

Oh okay so when Palette does a Blackout Poetry Challenge it’s “awarding $500” but when I do it I “can’t have another drink” and “need to stop reading the Butcher’s Story by Mary Ruefle please this is the seventh time this half hour”