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@exQUIZitely I almost forgot about this nightmare! Lol.

If you recognize what's happening here, you're part of a generation that also spent endless hours fine-tuning autoexec.bat and config.sys files. And if you're not sure what's going on in the video, I honestly envy your youth.

@GretchenPSmith I get being nervous. I probably would be too. But damn.

@t_hodgey He told me he was nervous.

Horror Dating Failure Story: I have had one date in Burnsville. I was coming out of the grocery store and this man approached me introduced himself and immediately asked me out to dinner. I told him it took balls to do this and so I said yes. I had no plans (ever😂.) We went out for dinner and he proceeds to tell me he has a lengthy criminal rap sheet. Numerous domestic violence convictions, several DUIs and Probation Violations. Dirty urines. I must say I had a hard time keeping a straight face. My mouth dropped open at least 4 times. When the food came he continued to shock me .He said if you hear a strange clicking noise it’s my dentures. I do not have teeth. I just got my dentures and they do not fit correctly. I literally thought I was going to slide off of my seat with laughter. I was thinking what the hell did I get my self into??? Needless to say there was never a second date. I just wanted get back home alive…which I did😂

@realJennaEllis Yeah that is a great idea! Wonder why no one has thought of it? 🤷‍♂️ If we do it right, we could probably build it without spending a bunch of tax dollars too!

Perhaps the White House should consider adding a large, secure ballroom specifically designed to host events like this…

@MaryLTrump You are such a miserable person. You need some serious help.

So weird Donald didn't stand up, ask for his shoes, defiantly raise his fist, and say "Fight, fight, fight."

@oelma__ A high 10?

What's she?

@hashjenni Well, that and the ideology that if someone doesn’t believe as I do, they should be put to de@th. 🤷‍♂️

Don’t ever forget: the ONLY difference between you and the people of Gaza is geographic luck. Nothing else.

@EndWokeness @CindyKendrick11 You lost me at too quiet!

Michelle Obama says black women are too quiet, easygoing, and don't complain

@thedaywar90 You can choose not to hate. It’s easy to do. There are a great many people I dislike. But hate? No thanks. Hate is a cancer for your soul. And it says more about you than it does about the object of your hate.

My sentiments exactly

@amitylee13 @aspen_lindsay So I almost agreed with you. You lost me when you said it was blatantly racist. No it’s not. Criticism of someone that is a different race is not racism. You might not like the criticism, but that doesn’t make it racist. It just makes you an idiot.

Imagine being the President of the United States and thinking posting a mock “VILE PERSON of the YEAR” magazine cover of Candace Owens, complete with exaggerated features and loaded stereotypes, is somehow normal behavior. It’s blatantly racist and completely unhinged!

@johnpavlovitz But he was a great human. Unlike you.

He wasn't even a great podcaster.

@piersmorgan Oh, so “British sarcasm” = stupidity. Got it! Thanks.

Given this has now been viewed 6 million times, and *some* American followers appear to have failed my British sarcasm test, I’d like to clarify that I’m not planning an imminent reclaiming invasion of the United States. 🤣🤣

@piersmorgan Reclaim the United States? Lol. How’d that work out for you the last time you tried it? We could take the UK in 3 to 5 business days. But by all means, give it a go!

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@llandoniffirg Sometimes man's best friend just need you to kick somebodys ass for them. That's all it is...

Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NikkiMcR I could totally be wrong, but I have a feeling you wouldn't be happy with it, no matter what it looked like. At least it is getting fixed, and for a lot less than originally quoted. 🤷‍♂️

Its supposed to reflect the monuments not look like an Atlantic City swimming pool

@Outspoken_Sam Nope. Lived in the south all my life and not a single one! In fact, its just the opposite. People I know are very welcoming to all comers.

Has anyone ever even met a member of the Ku KluxKlan? Or know anyone who legitimately calls themselves a Nazi? We've been told this is a huge problem. So... you'd think we'd all know SOMEONE that identifies this way. Anyone?

@TheLaurenChen "Oh, so you value your STUFF more than someone's LIFE?" No, they value my STUFF more than their LIFE!

Tennessee now allows the use of deadly force to protect property. "Oh, so you value your STUFF more than someone's LIFE?" I mean, if they're trying to steal from me? They've broken into my house? Yeah.

@RealBookerScott They need to try harder! There's still some blue on there.

After Ron DeSantis and the Legislature finish gerrymandering Florida.

@askaya Congratulations and welcome my fellow American! 🇺🇸

I think it’s so unfortunate that people always try to find the easy way out instead of doing it the right way. So many times people told me I should “JUST MARRY AN AMERICAN GUY AND GET YOUR CITIZENSHIP FASTER” NO. I would much rather follow the law and wait 13 years without compromising my morals. BUT HEY I DID IT😎🇺🇸

@travelingflying She says that like it's a bad thing! 🤷‍♂️