Tyler Smith

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Hi @zyn_usa my dog got into my peppermint 6s & is constantly throwing in upper lippers. Normally I’d be concerned but the good part is that he has picked up lacrosse & is being recruited by top schools. I’m hoping you can co sign the script I wrote for a lax bro air bud. Plz DM

Hi @MonsterEnergy , my boy Kraig just butt chugged one of your energy drinks and now will not stop screaming about how he isn’t imagining dragons anymore. Is this normal?

See you in AZ, Chiefs Kingdom!!

The Bramlage Bs: Boos, Bad hair cuts, and front Butts #KStateMBB

Yo @Pampers , do you make diapers for hot guys (me)

I went to the hospital last time I tried that and now my family won’t speak to me @FoxNews @TuckerCarlson , nice try!

@camsmitty What would you name yours?

Movie idea: Final Destination but instead of trying to escape death,the main characters get the sudden urge to poop in the most inconvenient times and places and have to do whatever it takes to not shid their pants

In addition to getting the booster, I’ve been wearing my K420 mask. It’s a pencil thin goatee/stache combo connecting to a long chin beard. Suck my mRNAss COVID

Me at da met gala

@WellingtonDeuce @RossyG123 @camsmitty Some say Migos do it, specifically, for the culture youtu.be/v7bOtOs1Q8c

@RossyG123 @camsmitty Hardball introduced a generation to Biggie. The cultural impact.

@bert_keenan Is it possible to make this a NFT?

Can’t wait for spooky szn NFTs ☠️👻 🕷 🎃

Just got the vaccine to spite my stepdad, Derrik, and have simultaneously started a HGH regimen to convince him that it does alter DNA and also bugged the house to play the Windows computer start up noise randomly. I'll keep this up until he changes his pronouns to shitty\goatee

All this indoor vs. outdoor dining debates and I’m here just #thankful that my parents made me eat outside like a dog. Maybe they are from the future and were just preparing me

Damnt!!! @CDCgov just told me I tested positive for Boyvid-69 and I have to quarantine for 420 days. This suxxx!

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* “What’s the deal with pooping? You pee when you poop but you don’t poop when you pee?”

@bagsflyfree6 @ChilbertArenas0 Give me the robostuddies

@ChilbertArenas0 Robotrust you

@ChilbertArenas0 @DSplashington @bagsflyfree6 @camsmitty Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-ho Oh-ho-ho-hoooooo

Y’all already know I’m on that Carl Douglas shit tonight

@Schustee an interesting read: streaktalkjayhawk.substack.com/p/q-and-a-mike… Any update? #KUAD #kansasjayhawks #kubball #KU