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@andrewc44104127 Princess Anne would be my choice as monarch.

Do you think he will make a good king?

Just to address my shopping list post... The cucumber is for my salad (pre sliced) The lube is for my squeaky doors (couldn't get WD40), The Mars bar is for my lunch and the germaline is for the water blister on my foot. Bloody pervs!

Do you have sausage rolls

@klara_sjo Cuteness overload 😊

The godless beast enjoys its wretched meal

@NadezhdaIvana Killing the look👍

Hi, I’m Amelia, I’m English.

Every teenage boys early 2000s fantasy just became reality. Nadia from American Pie just launched an OnlyFans. WTF 😂

@Nenye11111 What part of Britain?

British accent or American accent ??

@JuliaHB1 Say "it was never on my desk"

Here's the thing: They know they're lying. We know they're lying. We know they know they're lying. They know we know they know they're lying. And they still think they'll get away with it. But we know better. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@frozenaesthetic I have Neanderthal dna. I will take the abuse🤣🤣

I wish neanderthals didn't die out so I could be racist toward them

@EmilySm43 A pillow would be nice 🙂

Men, be brutaly honest. is this enough?

@thatstarwarsgrl If it wasn't for Sydney sweeney I would go gay.

HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@Ninney2021 Followed by the next lucky three🤣

3 is the magic number, right?!

@Lord_Sugar They are a blast from the past.

are you joking these are torches

@SBarrettBar "It never arrived on my desk."

BREAKING 🚨 I understand that an emergency investigation has concluded that it was Mrs Miggins the Tea Lady Who, working at the Foreign Office, accidentally approved Peter Mandelson as Ambassador to the United States after he failed vetting Keir says "she is very sorry"

@LunaaVtuberr Both. It's like picking a favourite child.

Are you team PlayStation or Xbox?

@heyitsrosexx @LacyStitch There is no wrong size. All are perfect. Moobs not included.

@LacyStitch even being flat is sexy tho 🫢

@LacyStitch Bewbs. Anything is sexy with bewbs.😈

@Itssan17 I remember that castle from the original.

Henry Cavill is shooting for Highlander in Scotland 👀🔥 We are not ready for this

@Richard_Harambe I shall write a totally offensive tweet then delete before it is posted. Shush it's the thought that sounds.😭😭

The best part of bullying Brits online is if they reply back they get arrested

@dshensmith @BethRigby In all fairness it may not have been on his desk😯🫣

@BethRigby You really expect us to believe the PM didn't know that the prospective Ambassador to the U.S. failed security vetting? Please don't insult our intelligence.

NEW: Anger in No 10 tonight - am told by a source that neither the PM nor his advisors were told, over a series of months, that Mandelson had been granted security clearance against the recommendation of UK security vetting. That suggests this information was held in foreign office and not shared. Big Qs now about the PM misleading the House. I am told the PM had been asking Qs about vetting and not been told this information while giving statements to parliament. Told this week PM had been trying to get answers about what happened since Tues night - Guardian got ahead of story. The critical point is that the minister has to have ‘knowingly misled’ the House, and clearly No 10 saying tonight the PM was not aware. I understand the PM had been intending to update the HoC as soon as No 10 had established facts, which they have been doing since Tues. So expect to see the PM come to HoC on Monday to correct the record I asked PM on March 16 whether he has misled the House when he said due process was followed. This is what he told me BETH RIGBY: On the Mandelson files, your national security adviser said the process was quote, weirdly rushed, and Mandelson was appointed before developed vetting had been complete. You told MPs in the House of Commons that due process was followed. Is there a possibility that you have misled the House when you said that? KEIR STARMER: No, and the independent adviser looked at that very question. I think on Thursday or Friday of last week, and answered it very robustly, that the process had been followed. The process wasn't strong enough. And amongst the changes that I intend to put into place is the fact that you can't announce someone until the vetting is finished. It wasn't an individual decision in the Mandelson case, that was the process. Well, you only have to look at that. in the light of the appointment, to realise that that needs to change. But on due process, the process that was there was followed, the problem was the process wasn't strong enough, but ultimately, it was my mistake and I have apologised for that and quite right to.