The Man With Some Dollars

youtu.be/7Zqb-3CzAso?si… this song always makes me think of us internet people. twitter addicts. 🎶

🏴‍☠️

I died long ago

@Supamalaman im broken

everything is broken

if you’re reading this hug your loved ones

kansas city is a literal war zone.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The thrift store next door does not take *ANY* touch-to-pay payment options. So; No sale for them, today !!! Grrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I am outside the senior primary care facility in Independence, Missouri.

“bad vibe camp”: this is a really bad idea actually this would be a terrible idea. do not come to kansas city. actually. if you’re a nice and normal person. it is not a good place.

“bad vibe camp”: if you enjoy *good* vibes; you’re a “good vibe enjoyer”; do not come to this camp. “bad” “vibes”, though sometimes temporary, are a part of life.

i think the kansas city version of vibecamp would have to be called “bad vibe camp”

it’s very easy to direct me around. like. i’ll basically go to any part of kansas city. i’m very distractible, like

i am kind of like a battleship of a human being

@ultimape Ah. dang

@tailormadecloak I had trouble getting my mobile phone connected via hotspot.

*me getting stoned at 2:27 p.m.: “returning this library book is such a harry s. truman thing to do. if i return this library book, they’re gonna make me be president”*

@Alex_Beaumais should i? 0.0 (😆)

@ultimape whew. you’re awake. let’s work 🤓📚

@tailormadecloak Out of the frying pan into the fire, as they say. x.com/i/status/15223…

As Harry S. Truman, I do solemnly swear that as the holder of office of President of the United States of America, I will hereby decree that emergency federal disaster relief funds (under a new agency) be allocated to the construction of no less than 2,000 cat cafes, coworking lounges, massage parlor/computer/IT programmer training facilities, and/or homeless shelters in the cities of Kansas City, Missouri, and Kansas City, Kansas. I will then immediately resign from the position and shoot myself in the head, Yukio Mishima-style. Just kidding. That’ll probably be the story we send out to the press, though. We’re always out there. Peace and freedom to all mankind. Signed, Harry S. Truman.