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@Prawcin indescribably anger inducing ragebait

Mf just shove Half Life 2 in a toilet and call it a prank

when i was 10 i thought it was really cool to talk like bugs bunny and i did it for like 3 months until they brought up speech therapy

how much could you pay a prostitute to rip your penis off with pliers

@FuneralDrinker @CQCKVS that one friend thats too oneyplays

*plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not

grabbing an old lady by the cheek to help her cross the street

they should make a drug that makes you medically mentally retarded

stank up the drive thru with a pure methane sphincter rocket

cashier looking like easy pickings bro

@Beer_Pisser cleared the same by deleting 1 (one) picture of my fat fucking penis.

I cleared up 14GB of my phone's memory just by deleting data off Spotify

@blightSoftware2 i mean i'm assuming someone would just modify the actual sprite on release even if you don't do anything about it, it really is only up to personal visual preference

@taintcheeseIII I will work on finding a solution, they are technically hud elements at the moment so I'll try to find a work around

I'm solo developing a Resident Evil inspired survival horror fps with DOOM style graphics called BLIGHTEN How does the combat feel?

@Beer_Pisser when i was like 14 i was like this but like actually

My teeth are so fucked up that they're soft to the touch. A potato chip could carve a chunk out of one, if it hit it just right. When I clench my jaw too tight out of anger, blood shoots out. Like a crazy amount of blood just blasts out of my gums. I go to the dentist every day.

@iniemohk pure peak

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

@osanisinake midlife

#PikTehkrazhenPreféjela

@rattecs sounds kinda like a hl:a song a bit through

Counter-Strike 2 soundtrack but it's 10000% slower

@illunies they're there for you, why would you want them gone?

how does one get rid of spiders

@mymoonovski @samgarc71153671 condition zero my beloved

This was peak design

smoked last night and woke up to 8 notes with varying takes about singing to beautiful men

@groby5000000 saved my marriage

Life Tip: You can wrap your penis around the bottom and pee in your ass

@miinann_ @ALTSYS_deeznutz snitch

just saw a naked man jacking off on the side of 35 #ok