boba, bobi, bobo

I peaked ordering a Diet Coke in the Vatican McDonald’s

@Carvana I hope nobody in Milwaukee ever needs customer support… I’m not convinced anyone works in that department at all

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We need a law against ai telling you “your estimated wait time is 1 minute” every minute for over half an hour… I’m still on hold with @Carvana

one day I’ll have enough to drink… but that day is not today

I love drinking alcohol

It's happening

need gas prices to go down so people stop approaching me at the pump to ask about my Prius’ gas mileage

it was the worst of times, it was the worst of times…

@McDonalds why is your app so bloated with pop ups and videos that I can’t even order food… just show me the menu

why is the strip club having an egg hunt lmao

can’t wait for the class-action over iCloud’s predatory pricing

Miley’s crush on Ari is so funny and cute to me

whoever chalked the field for the liberty bowl… let’s have a talk

Need somebody In my life who I can send tiktoks in québécois and will laugh as hard as me

playing fortnite squads feels like going on omegle

little cousin blessed the food and said “make everybody not stressed out, and make me not stressed out about my language arts test amen”

well I’m terrible at fortnite

I’m continuously disrespected by Little Caesar’s

I (a victim of the male loneliness epidemic btw) can’t decide what’s for dinner

Taco Bell forgot my sauces again and I want to know which worker hates me

we’ve got to pass a law against 8 episode seasons in this country