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What if we got dinner together and I got so bloated that you had to poke a hole in my stomach to let the gas out but you lit the gas on fire and used it to light your cigarette haha
夏一旦同学@Danyixia
中国贵州省,猪妈妈肚胀的厉害,兽医为猪妈妈排气。点燃插入的排气管,可监测猪妈妈体内气体含量,以便及时拔出排气针,避免伤害到猪妈妈的内部组织。👍👍👍
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@DiscussKing @XJ9Ai @_skobee_ why are you taking this so seriously as to assign different parties certain levels of responsibility? you didnt get it, now you probably do. move on
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there’s bald eagles that fly around the back fields and I found out recently that if I find a feather on my property I can’t keep it because if I’m found in possession of a bald eagle feather I would face more punishment than someone that fucks kids.
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
🦅: "Sir, Can I interest you in some freedom?"
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@XJ9Ai @_skobee_ @DiscussKing you are replying to her explaining her "obvious" comment to someone that missed it
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@_skobee_ @DiscussKing thanks for clarifying the obvious. anything else you want to add?
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this is one of the greatest britney songs ever created
ico@SLAYYY0NCE
this is such an lcd soundsystem song
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ain’t you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch she was not REALLLXHSGDC
𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚡𝚘𝚡𝚘 ꕤ@anangelcriied_
streaming this extra hard tonight to spite some tasteless ppl
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@allurecrave me when i post 4 pictures, the fourth of which i morph into taylor swift:
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and no this is not an April fools joke. but when it happens, it’s going to seem like a joke to some of you. some people are going to love this and others are going to hate it. it will be polarizing af
lip predictions@lippredicts
something huge is coming this week. the music industry will never be the same. I can’t wait to see y’all’s faces when it happens
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Can you people stop buying junk for one second? If this is real you can put moisturizer on your fingers and do it. You don’t need polished rocks or brushes.
Clara@jjggukies_7
Lymphatic drainage on the face with a brush!! It even shows the result of how it looks
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@vitaacorleone @dissproportion Your skin still has oils
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@bluebrit28 please do not disrespect the japanese market. it is the second largest market for music in the world, artists take releases there seriously and very often have exclusive tracks for their japanese fans. #1 in japan is a big deal. japanese fans deserve exclusives like mood ring.
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