Tan Cowboy Hat
452 posts
Channel Chasers is unironically the greatest episode of any TV show ever made
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*snail just chilling and living its best life*
French person: I wonder what that thing tastes like
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I think I’m more like George Costanza as each day goes on
God would never let me be successful, he’d kill me first
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I think the Mets are going to win the World Series
Do I say this every year? Yes. Yes I do.
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@timthadoorman The president has a golf course in Jersey that he likes to visit, I’d start there
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@tancowboyhat Cracking down on pedophilia, beginning in Jersey
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Watching college sports and accepting you’re older than everyone is a harsh reality
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Revisiting 2 years later:
No I don’t think I would, I think I would lose it even more
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i think i would enjoy solitary confinement
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I jizzed my pants when I heard Can’t Stop opening for Monday Night Football
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Watching the Red Sox and getting jealous they have pitchers who can go more than 4 innings
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It appears the only thing I know how to do is getting rejected by jobs
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