tim the doorman

@BurgerKing Suck my fucking dick Burger King

LOVE IS BLIND: BOSTON 🥂 Coming this Fall

Nobody cares that I’m quoting The Town

The doorman would like to personally wish the best to Mike Vrabel and today’s first day of counseling

Brayan Bello literally just made me cry

Are The Star Spangled Banner and Happy Birthday in the top five of songs you’ve listened to all time? Anyways, they need lyrics for the anthem in Cincinnati. #shrink Go Sox

86 dead at Chuck Norris

Called my boss to get him to check my work, but accidentally asked him if he thinks too many people are on South Florida to upset Louisville

Was dozing off during an interview earlier today… accidentally asked him about the potential Arkansas Wisconsin Round of 32 Matchup

Lost sleep last night thinking about Ohio State TCU

Driving to Boston for beer this st pattys weekend is my version of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

It was revealed at the Love is Blind Reunion, Vic has an annoying Angry Birds addiction. I want you to look Vic up

@NBCSports if you are going to be pricks at the negotiating table and prevent streamers from carrying your product in hopes to raising numbers on Peacock… Have all your stuff on Peacock!!! Fix your shit.

Beer, pizza, gambling, Fortnite

The snow of Boston saved me. I can’t believe duke lost

Joey Gallo

Kirk Herbstreit whenever they put Abella Danger on the screen when he definitely knows who Abella Danger is

I would suck a cock if it had Cheeto dust on the end of it. Big shoutout to Cheetos

@tancowboyhat Fucking lib

@timthadoorman The president has a golf course in Jersey that he likes to visit, I’d start there

Having fun in the big 26

Maddie Kowalski but with laughs and good times instead of the drug thing

@tancowboyhat Cracking down on pedophilia, beginning in Jersey

@timthadoorman What’s your New Year’s resolution