Carl Windsor

@MTV @machinegunkelly @OfficialWillow I asked a bot to listen to 1,000 hours of punk pop and then write an emo song, this was the result:

Watching on a plane. Idris Elba really fell off. 1/10

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Kenny Rogers - The Gambler was the first Emo song. No further questions.

Watching Oceans Twelve and have just been hate crimed by Don Cheadle’s accent

@RadioActive9111 @jennhill3416 @_natemorris Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about giraffes

@jennhill3416 @_natemorris No they don’t. Real men don’t cry. It’s weakness. But, this kids has autism so it’s in line with that type of brain injury.

Gus Walz yelling “THAT’S MY DAD!” 😭😭😭

@ZForce117 @sw_holocron This is literally Anakins whole arc.

@sw_holocron I’m sorry, Osha’s triumph?? She fell to the dark side, murdered Sol, and joined a man who has murdered several people including her friends. Has Lesley Headland ever even watched anything from the Star Wars universe .

The Acolyte creator Leslye Headland revealed that the Darth Plagueis cameo was originally set to be at the end of the final episode “There was a version where he was the button of the finale [instead of Yoda]….You want to feel Osha’s triumph. You want to feel her joining forces with The Stranger. Plagueis stepped on [that moment].”

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Me having Mature on my drinking bingo and listening to @FOXSoccer US commentators describe @BellinghamJude

@SwiftOnSecurity Teenage girls get a free pass here. The intelligence agency staff posting their runs on Strava do not.

There was a time where teen girls would post full-rez photos with EXIF GPS coordinates on PhotoBucket and 4chan would hunt them down. We’ve come a long way.

There’s probably a non-zero number of stalking victims who are alive because of that geogueser guy’s TikToks. Straight up security awareness angel. That motherfucker sees a tree in a picture and knows what street you live on.

Distracted Boyfriend Meme - but it is Adrian Newey looking at a Ferrari @F1

@AegonUK your postcode/zipcode checking prevents you adding a US address to your systems. Please sort it out.

This has to be the worst cold open emails I have ever seen. No mention of what they do or what they want to discuss, an offer of coffee at RSA one of the busiest times at the most crazy busy events of the year. Ummm thats a no from me.

@WindsorDebs @metoffice @GOVUK

Another beautiful day destroyed by #chemtrails above the #HAARP clouds created overnight. No sleep. Ears ringing. House vibrating. This has to stop! #WeatherModification @metoffice @GOVUK

@MitchBenn The Orb have gone downhill

And thus a once credible voice reaches the inevitable “it’s chemtrails, chemtrails I tell you” phase of their decline

@f1 lap 17 when @Charles_Leclerc told @ScuderiaFerrari his brakes were dangerous and they replied “OK we’re checking”. Seriously guys this was clear from lap 1 - we had been screaming at the screen for the last 17 laps.

@Microsoft @Office , please stop making up holidays which don't exist and putting them in my calendar. I get excited that I actually have a day off.

@RealMNchiefsfan @BGatesIsaPyscho You need to hand in your Man card if you don't understand this. I am a British 49ers fan and even I can see there was no conspiracy here. Look where the 1st Down marker is.

@BGatesIsaPyscho The announcers literally explained what happened on this play. The CBS graphics team thought the Chiefs had been given a 1st down the previous play. They hadn't, and so it was a short down and distance, Mahomes scrambled for a 1st down. Don't make crap up, it's bad for the world

🚨🇺🇸Was the NFL Super Bowl Rigged? Many Americans think so & here’s some proof. Wouldn’t be surprising would it? America is Wild.

The currency in John Wick is rubbish. Two drinks 1 gold coin Night in a hotel 1 gold coin Kevlar suit 1 gold coin Glock 23. 1 gold coin

@katieisfunke What is @scuderiaferrari social media office

This has to be the funniest wrong answer I’ve ever watched 🌡️

Also seen Jordan Peterson tell Elmo to F*** off for promoting mental health.

Been away from Twitter for the longest time. I get back and the For you page is just Fight videos, more fight videos, people dying and racist content. Elon really has peed $44 billion up the wall.