Tank

Limmy's favourite memory of our Queen

Limmy treats his fans to a live rendition of the Limmy's Show classic 'Gotta take a little time'

It's that time.

@J0J0_live Windows 11? It's fucked all my font sizes

@J0J0_live This cat slide in my DMs earlier... absolute player

@LTCPLUS @MartinOSRS @DaftLimmy Hahaha yes, what a legacy

@tankmccormick @MartinOSRS @DaftLimmy Hang on just realised. You're THE tank mccormick aka wank mccormick!!

@nebm88 @DaftLimmy I'd love to see Spielberg zip a ball 60mph directly at a coconut, hitting it square on and it not budge an inch Enraged, claiming they're glued on, he'd be wrestled into the tombola by Cardi B just missing Kanye who bought two lines hoping to win the meat tray

@DaftLimmy A little fair, tombola, hook-a-duck, coconut shy. All that good stuff.

@LouiseStewart Massive pressure on your next tweet

That's me qualified as hilarious now.

Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!

@HistoryWithHelz @HelenaChristie4 @IamyHuckleberry the accused rapist isn't gonna get his wall