relapsing diet coke addict

@MightYgir4 My energy like crazyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I need to find this person

I almost thought “white button down” was you @tankyounext

@MightYgir4 Book your flight, Gal !

@tankyounext In your city!!

This is not a dril!!!! @tankyounext 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

This is what 3D printing was invented for.

Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.

I DID NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON NICK JONAS FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH MY GOD.

It’s time.

mother butch nursing her butchlings

I sometimes lose confidence in myself as a manager, and then a sweet lil associate will come out as nonbinary at work bc they feel safe enough to do so with me as their manager🥹

Personally, I’m blaming all this on time travel (joke)

please keep the “we survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.

No I didn't notice the time change I was busy looking at my wife

spotify wrapped needs to take into "listened to the new chappell song upwards of 40 times on twitter dot com within the first 24 hours" when calculating data this year imo