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Katılım Temmuz 2024
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MonkeTap@tap_monke·
📉 BTC SELL-OFF // SPONSORS OF THE MARKET DECLINE Part 1. Introductory Information.
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MonkeTap@tap_monke·
Another Crypto Twitter Panic: Breaking Down the Noise The crypto Twitter crowd is buzzing about "emergency Fed measures" and Vice Chair Michelle Bowman's speech like it's some world-altering event. Let's cut through the hype and look at what's actually happening. What the Panic Narrative Sounds Like The story being pushed: Bowman's speech at 8:25 AM and a $8 billion Treasury bill purchase tomorrow are signs the Fed is about to pivot — rate cuts incoming, markets getting saved, the whole narrative. Simple, clickable, and completely missing the point. What's Actually Happening Bowman's Speech:A routine presentation at the American Bankers Association Conference in Orlando, Florida. Topic: bank capital rules and mortgage lending. No emergency measures. No crisis announcements. Just a scheduled professional talk. The $8 Billion Treasury Purchase:Not an emergency intervention. It's a regular monthly reserve management operation that: Has been ongoing since December 2025 Is part of a standard $40 billion/month program Happens without new stimulus measures Is normal Fed housekeeping, not a sign of urgency What the Markets Are Actually Pricing The probability of a rate cut in March? 5%. That's it. The FOMC minutes drop tomorrow — that'll give clearer signals about what the Fed actually thinks. But that's not today's news, and it's certainly not "breaking." Why This Matters Because crypto Twitter operates on a currency called attention, and volume almost always beats accuracy. People don't check sources. They don't read the original materials. They just remix information, add exclamation points, and scream "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!" hoping to catch some engagement. And it works. In an ecosystem where eyeballs equal profit, being loud often beats being right. The Real Talk If you're tired of refreshing your feed for panic narratives based on zero substance, maybe follow people who at least try to verify their claims. I'm not saying I'll always be right, but I'm saying I'll actually think instead of just chasing clout. Markets are complex. Information is noisy. But the truth is usually boring compared to the panic. Looking for analysis instead of hysteria? You know where to find it.
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MonkeTap@tap_monke·
@CryptoNobler Cocksucker, why are you cheating? There aren't even any such poses. Either you're dropping your real wallet number now, or your mother is a whore.
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0xNobler@CryptoNobler·
🚨 BREAKING TRUMP INSIDER WITH 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A NEW $150 MILLION SHORT AHEAD OF FED’S URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY. THIS GUY MADE OVER $100 MILLION DURING THE OCTOBER FLASH CRASH AND JUST WENT ALL-IN AGAIN. THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD…
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0xNobler@CryptoNobler

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 FED VICE CHAIR TO MAKE AN URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY AT 8:25 AM ET. SOURCES REPORT THEY WILL OFFICIALLY PAUSE RATE CUTS UNTIL 2027. EXPECT HIGH VOLATILITY!!

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Oracle Boar@bored2boar·
This algorithm is the key for any basic Polymarket arbitrage bot. Built mine in 10 minutes with Grok. DYOR. Full paper: arxiv.org/pdf/1606.02825
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ZER@zerqfer·
How to Vibe Code a Polymarket Trading Bot (save this) the stack: > cursor (point it at polymarket docs) > py-clob-client (official SDK) > python 3.10+ the vibe: > install: pip install py-clob-client > get API Key/Secret/Passphrase from Polymarket > prompt: "Create spike detector. If price moves >5% in 1min, bet $10 on reversion" > AI writes WebSocket + order logic > test with $1 safety: > Burner wallet ONLY > Start with $1-5 NFA DYOR
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Archive
Archive@ArchiveExplorer·
This meteorologist quit his job to predict temperature now he's making more than his old salary $891 → $21K on Polymarket strategy: - buys YES under 10 cents - bets up to $100 - never touches NO best wins: $4 → $499 $33 → $536 $119 → $4,923 he went from forecasting weather for TV to forecasting weather for profit i'm already trading his strategy on @BullpenFi turns out predictions pay better than broadcasting
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mmmatt@mmmatt·
cli is beautiful mming on $btc
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Carver@carverfomo·
$3.6M on @Polymarket from one boring edge: the crowd overpays. The bait is simple: most people bet like fans. SeriouslySirius trades like a book. He sits almost only in NFL/NBA spreads because liquidity is deep enough to enter and exit without getting trapped. When the public slams the favorite, the underdog gets marked too cheap for a few minutes. He buys that cheap side, anchors his risk to the Vegas line and sells once the price snaps back. That’s why the curve looks impossible. Not because he’s always right on the final score. Because he keeps getting paid on the correction before settlement. → No - Hull vs Watford (EFL Championship, Jan 4) polymarket.com/sports/elc/gam…
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Marlow@marlowxbt·
This wallet turned $49 into $3.9M not by predicting outcomes. It simply taxed your panic. While you scroll Twitter trying to understand why BTC dumped 4% in 3 minutes this algorithm already closed 47 profitable trades. I broke down the mechanics of the swisstony wallet. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… His PnL chart looks like a payment terminal glitch: +780K% ROI in 6 months. 29,452 trades. Biggest win $290K from a single position. At first I thought this was wash trading. But then I overlaid his entry timestamps onto Binance liquidation feeds. And my hands went cold. This is not prediction. This is Pain Arbitrage. How exactly does he harvest your fear? You are Emotion. You see a red candle on your phone. Your stomach drops. You rush to Polymarket to dump your position before it gets worse. You sell at any price. He is Math. The bot monitors liquidation cascades across Binance Bybit and OKX in real time. When $50M+ gets liquidated per second the bot knows the bounce is coming within 90 seconds. The moment of extraction. BTC flash crashes. Retail traders flood Polymarket with panic sells. The spread between YES and NO breaks. Both sides together cost 91 cents instead of $1. The bot buys BOTH outcomes. Pays 91 cents. Waits 4 minutes. Collects $1. You just funded his new Porsche with your fear reflex. The brutal reality: Your amygdala fires in 12 milliseconds. His Python script executes in 8. You will never outrun your own biology. Fighting algorithms with emotions is like fighting fire with gasoline. You burn faster. If you want to stop being Harvest Season for these wallets you have exactly one option. Stop reacting. Start copying. This wallet can be mirrored. No servers required. No $10k setup. Just stop standing in front of the combine harvester. P.S. Every trader who reads this and does nothing becomes the next data point in someone's profit chart. Math doesn't care about your feelings. Neither should you.
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MonkeTap@tap_monke·
@gdog97_ @Ethena_Eco you asshole. you're posting your fucking posts here while your market maker is selling your tokens at market price into a glass. the coin rate is falling by -10% in a day. ugh, you're a fucking whore
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G | Ethena@gdog97_·
The last few days have been incredible to witness. I've never seen a community rally around and engage with passion like this before. Following direct discussions with individuals in the community and validators we have taken onboard some of the concerns, namely: -Ethena is not a Hyperliquid native team -We have other product lines outside of USDH -Our ambitions extend beyond working with just one partner exchange These are valid and we accept the pushback. It appears the decision is a near certainty now and we will respectfully be withdrawing our proposal to allow validators to signal their support elsewhere if they want to. Congratulations to the Native Markets team. You deserve this. While some are complaining about their lack of credibility I think their success here perfectly embodies everything which is so special about Hyperliquid and their community. No one gives a fuck how big you are, your background, pedigree or financial resources. It is a level playing field where emergent players can win the hearts of the community and are given a fair shot at succeeding. To everyone within and outside the community who supported our proposal: thank you. It's a privilege and honour to build alongside you. Also worth calling out the other proposals which were a testament to the quality of teams now in this space and it is great to see us all elevate each other to a higher level. So what happens with Ethena on Hyperliquid going forward? Well we are simply going to do everything we said we would. If it wasn't obvious from our post, clipping 5% on tbill yields into a declining interest rate environment isn't exciting to us at all. In fact it was the least interesting part of our plans. Developing new products with native teams including: -hUSDe native synthetic dollars, -USDe enabled savings and card spending products, -enabling hedging flows on Hyperliquid, -and the wide design space of HIP-3 markets uniquely enabled by Ethena: a) reward-bearing trading collateral, b) modular prime broking, c) perpetual swaps on equities ...is what actually excited us. And we will be putting our full force behind making that a success despite the outcome here. In short, we will do what we have always done since day one: outcompete everyone else on product regardless.
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