taquin

Meet The New Truck That Has Americans SHROCKED!

@DevilPistons thank you DevilPistons

@taquin hey taquin happy birthday! 🎆🎇🥳

GUN FORM

Found my old Halo OC LOL

I hope @taquin is having a good day 😎

@kevsanji blessed work

Practicing different ways of laying off 50% of my employees over Zoom

@unsure fx3 simply bc it'll stay out of your way + if you want raw you can throw a ninja monitor on it.

@kevsanji ur a sweet feller, kev

top 3 books when starting in tech sales

my vasectomy consultation is FINALLY scheduled for late April 🥸 but i swear. to. god. if I wait all this time just for this urologist to turn me away due to the fact that i have no kids or my age, im gonna kms. he's role-playing arbiter from H2, and HE WILL CUT. THE. CABLE. 🧙‍♂️

@taquin take the advice and apply it to your life. normally mice are afraid of cats, but if you have a plan (escape route - hole) you can laugh in the face of danger

what did my grandmother mean by this

2024

Sending 23andMe a vial of nut so they can tell me about my future

@Rythayze spitting ruthlessly on this day

I believe that Infinity blade was the best mobile game franchise period

@goodguystephie Sadly a joke, I would have checkmated the industry by now if this were the case.

@taquin you can function executively without your adhd meds?

@LitLThomas turn wildic, Thomas. become turnt to a beast. Remember your ancestors and how they simply grimed-it-out no hesitation. Remember how they wrestled the megafauna of our earth to the dirt with their bare stinking hands just to feel something. face impermanence with bravity

I wanna watch John Wick so bad but I know a dog dies in it so I cant put myself though the mental trauma of witnessing that shit 😭😭😭

@goodguystephie classic Father Stephanard antics

my dad said "i made pasta, save some for your brother"