Tara Brock

"Wit," Jasnah said. "Harsher."

@DanielBGreene Side note: Long time fan, first time tweeter! Looking forward to reading your novela 😃

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they did not have to make these so perfect. i would’ve settled for an apple juice that tasted less good. it could have come in a less pleasing bottle. but they do not fuck around over at martinellis

It will be Summer – eventually.

The poem you revised into a sonnet

🛑 STOP 🛑 you've reached the doomscrolling checkpoint. this is your reminder to take a break from doomscrolling

This making of a teapot video 👀

Only one way to say it. Sev Lev

describing in detail what kind of rug i want in my room out loud so i get a targeted ad for the perfect one i’m envisioning

when it's 90 degrees but I'm trying to keep my electric bill under $1000

American history books are like: Slavery was bad but then Lincoln fixed it 😊 Then, segregation was also bad but Malcolm X didn't need to be so mean about it 😡 but MLK went on a biiig walk and fixed racism! The last racist left killed him 😭 but then he went to jail 🎉 the end

“But what about rape and domestic violence, don’t we need cops for that?” In my 5+ years as a domestic violence counselor, there was not one instance where I saw a victim of either sexual assault, rape, or domestic violence get the help they needed by the police.

I mean. They couldn’t stop themselves from blatantly escalating things. Even for a few days, even cynically, even for the optics.

I love watching glass blowing videos because the process is so thrilling and beautiful and mesmerizing and then they show the final product and it’s the ugliest piece of shit I ever saw

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

Dr. Anthony Fauci - MY so-called "Expert" on Cornoviris thinks he knows more about virises then ME! WRONG!! I'm the EXPERT ON VIRISES! I've had them all! Fauci thinks he's smartar than me! He's NOT! I'm smartar! I've taken MANY doctor tests! AND EVERY TEST I TAKE IS POSITIVE!