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RIP David Lynch you would have loved this.

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The New Yorker just dropped a massive investigation into Sam Altman, based on over 100 interviews, the previously undisclosed "Ilya Memos," and Dario Amodei's 200+ pages of private notes. It's the most detailed account yet of the pattern of behavior that led to Sam's firing and rapid reinstatement at OpenAI. Here's the breakdown: > Ilya compiled ~70 pages of Slack messages, HR documents, and photos taken on personal phones to avoid detection on company devices. He sent them to board members as disappearing messages. The first memo begins with a list headed "Sam exhibits a consistent pattern of . . ." The first item is "Lying." > Dario kept detailed private notes for years under the heading "My Experience with OpenAI" (subheading: "Private: Do Not Share"), totaling 200+ pages. His conclusion: "The problem with OpenAI is Sam himself." > Sam reportedly told Mira his allies were "going all out" and "finding bad things" to damage her reputation after the firing. Thrive put its planned $86B investment on hold and implied it would only close if Sam returned, giving employees financial incentive to back him. > Sam texted Satya Nadella directly to propose the new board composition: "bret, larry summers, adam as the board and me as ceo and then bret handles the investigation." The two new members selected to oversee an independent inquiry into Sam were chosen after close conversations with Sam himself. > Before OpenAI, senior employees at Loopt asked the board to fire Sam as CEO on two separate occasions over concerns about leadership and transparency. At Y Combinator, partners complained to Paul Graham about Sam's behavior, and Graham privately told colleagues "Sam had been lying to us all the time." > OpenAI's superalignment team was promised 20% of the company's compute. Four people who worked on or with the team said actual resources were 1-2%, mostly on the oldest cluster with the worst chips. The team was dissolved without completing its mission. > Sam told the board that safety features in GPT-4 had been approved by a safety panel. Helen Toner requested documentation and found the most controversial features had not been approved. Sam also never mentioned to the board that Microsoft released an early ChatGPT version in India without completing a required safety review. > Sam made a secret pact with Greg and Ilya where he agreed to resign if they both deemed it necessary, essentially appointing his own shadow board. The actual board was alarmed when they learned about it. > Sam struck a deal with Greg to become CEO while simultaneously telling researchers that Greg's authority would be diminished, and telling Greg something different. > A board member described Sam as having "two traits almost never seen in the same person: a strong desire to please people in any given interaction, and almost a sociopathic lack of concern for the consequences of deceiving someone." Multiple sources independently used the word "sociopathic." > OpenAI is reportedly preparing for an IPO at a potential $1 trillion valuation while securing government contracts spanning immigration enforcement, domestic surveillance, and autonomous weaponry in war zones.

@forumbunklr Não tem mais controle da própria torcida que virou um culto. Parabéns a todos os envolvidos.

ARREGOU? Conta oficial de Ana Paula Renault tinha ido de #ForaJordana, mas simplesmente APAGOU o post por conta do rajadão da própria torcida, que quer tirar a sua aliada Samira.

@matheuslaneri Bom, porque aumenta a chance de Milena e Juliano saírem

O Instagram da Ana Paula tá muito engraçado com a galera em peso pedindo pra Samira sair #BBB26

@cegadede @itsaflecha

@itsaflecha Ovo em barra

mas e aí galera, vale mais a pena ovo de chocolate ou barra???

@EduardaAss96810 @chicobarney Melhor parar de chamar de "Negajo" porque claramente todo mundo já sabe que esse papo de chamar ela de "racista" é lorota.

@chicobarney Cara, não acredito que vão deixar a negajo voltar desse paredão

A torcida da Ana Paula eliminar a Samira num paredão contra Jordana e Marciele é simplesmente cinema. Engraçado demais. #BBB26

@iorctizei O que ela fez?

Se a Samira não tivesse cancelada, a Jordana estava ferrada. Foi horrível o que ela fez.

@itsaflecha Pena que é kibe

fiquem com essa linda mensagem nesse dia sagrado

o primeiro paredao falso da história

Ana paula assim depois que a chaiany sair: É com essa Jordana 🫵 que eu quero jogar 🎯🔥. O jogo dela é muito estratégico ♟️🧠, ela usa pijamas fofos 🧸🩷, vai que o público lá fora gosta 👀✨ e ela é a queridinha da edição 🌟👑, e eu a bruxa 🧙‍♀️🖤, má 😈🐍, cobra cruel 🐍💀 e desumana 🖤🥀.

я не понимаю, колористов каждый год приносят в жертву в надежде на лучший урожай или что

@mmarccs Eu vou além e digo que nem somatório é "um for loop que faz soma"

“Então, uma integral é um for loop que faz soma??”

🚨 CYBER THREAT INTELLIGENCE ALERT: ALLEGED CRITICAL COMPROMISE – CENTRAL BANK OF BRAZIL (BCB) An offer has been detected for the sale of alleged administrative access (unverified) to the portal sta.bcb.gov.br—a critical hub for the Financial System Network (RSFN) and the PIX payment ecosystem in 🇧🇷 Brazil. 👤 Threat Actor: pstipwner 📍 Target: Central Bank of Brazil (BCB) / PSTI (Information Technology Service Provider) 🔑 Incident Type: Network access sale / Alleged administrative credential breach. 📉 Verification Status: PENDING. No definitive technical samples (PoCs) have been published, although the actor claims to have established persistence and alleges prior sales of certificates. Monitor: analyzer.vecert.io #Cybersecurity #PIX #CentralBank #Brazil #ThreatIntelligence #PSTI #CyberAttack #VECERT #DarkWeb #InfoSec #UnverifiedAllegation

This is going to sound crazy to all of you but a decade ago you could be on the internet for a full day and not see a reference to cuckolding like, once, let alone this specific plot I've seen in 50 different permutations

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

How is any of this remotely serious?

A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House — CNN