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I'm sorry but what are we calling closing hospitals and care homes to visitors, if not a "lockdown"? I may never get to see my grandma again but AT LEAST I can take solace in the fact that no one is going to take away my right to superspread a nightclub

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@hi_robyn Interesting! I have used banana peels on the back of my neck... don't remember where I got that one from

Today my grandma told me that her mother, and also one of her friends, used to put slices of raw potato on their forehead as a migraine cure. Apparently this is a well known European folk remedy? I'll try anything

Me to me: if you finish 4 hours of work, you can have some tater tots

Remember flattening the curve @usa????

@poetmaybe3 I served a table of 20 ppl at a restaurant. A few days later I got a FB msg from a man telling me how beautiful I am and asked if he could TAKE PICTURES OF ME SOMETIME. I did NOT serve him. He sat at the table I served, but did not buy anything - got my name from a friend's bill

fun fact, it's COMMON for women in retail to have to "hide in the back" or change their schedules to avoid a creepy man. often these women are teens. Those men are NEVER ARRESTED OR REPRIMANDED. we just consider this normal.

It turns out I'm sort of an isolation hipster saskatude.blogspot.com/2020/04/isolat…

For my isolated birthday, I ate an entire pan of lasagna and also an entire pan of cake. I had a great day.

@heyyguido Here is Tova. She likes to sit like a hooman.

Let's make this a Happy Monday. Post pictures of your Dogs and Cats for me <3

Also I wore this fleece pyjama shirt under my "professional" clothes during a meeting today. Not sure why I didn't think of doing this earlier...

I had pasta salad in the same bag as my work uniform so now I have to walk around smelling like pasta salad for the next 5 hours.

The amount of brain energy I use yelling "WALK FASTER" in my head at the university is exhausting.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Desmond Tutu

THIS IS REAL LIFE, TORONTO! 🎉🎉🎉 #NBAFinals | #WeTheNorth

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They’re chanting CBC this is a Canadian heritage moment

Going from waitressing a year ago to now carries a LOT of life-adjustments. But 3 paychecks in has shown me how 1 of the greatest scams in US is the idea that financial struggle is due to “poor character.” It’s a huge myth designed to keep people from empowering themselves. /1

Good thing Taco Time on 8th is open until 11.

@tatewate If you make a mistake you may be issued a CITATION, be left HANGING (indent), or you may get a RUNNING HEAD(ache)

I have a fear that after taking a few years off from school before going back to obtain a masters, APA will have been completely revised.