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The producers of Channel 5’s ‘When TV Goes Horribly Wrong’ watching that final #ImACeleb

fella in the shop by me hates nothing more than you using the evri parcel point he chose to have in his shop

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Old folk being terrified of self checkouts is always a giggle They make it sound like they’ve been asked to do the Takeshi’s Castle course

Called off of work bc my mom wasn’t feeling well, I took her to urgent care and my boss texting me saying he was disappointed in me, I told him you’re only disappointed bc I do all the work and everyone else is lazy as shit. Waiting for him to text me back lol it’s been 3 hours

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Me ringing the action line because I am fucking traumatised at that ending #EastEnders #EELive x.com/gay_reactions/…

We need more contestants who are like this when someone goes low #thechase

Me waiting for Ronnie and Roxy to return from the dead #EastEnders x.com/burgey_96/stat…

What ye get for making some poor bastard work Christmas Day imo

Hearing JB say the thing all these years later. Just, beautiful 💙 #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Children shouldn’t start classes on an empty stomach; that goes without saying. But since when did it become the role of the state to sort pre-school breakfast for children? Isn’t providing your child with breakfast sort of parenting 1.01? Like brushing their teeth at night? If parents are sending their children to school hungry someone needs to call social services. This is neglect. Children arriving at school hungry, teeth rotting, not toilet trained, not communicating… these things are not the role of the state. There’s a parenting crisis in this country.

this is so astute LOL

Jamie Vardy is on £140,000 a week and that isn’t enough to keep his tragic wife from embarrassing herself by selling herself out to that newspaper daily so she can talk about Coleen Rooney, proving her point that she’s absolutely obsessed with her.

Harry Kane looks like Lee Mack in Soccer Aid here.

"Well it's not everyday you meet Danny Jones, I had to shoot my shot" #ImACeleb

Maybe I’m getting cynical in my old age but you’ve got millionaire celebrities and tax dodging celebrities on Children In Need asking “what’s £50?” to some families watching who will be living pay cheque to pay cheque